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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4605 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 155 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
