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PissyCraft

Campaign, congratulations, CONSERVATIVE, election, Government, Honor, honorable message, Humble, humble message, Message, morning smell, must vote, nothing you can do, pissy old men, PissyCraft, Political, powerful message, republicans, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	98	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Blocky Bed & Breakfast Bonanza #420

(PILOT), #youtube, assassin business, Bed.., Blitzo, blocky, bonanza, Breakfast, Charlie, Demons, Discord, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Startup, Website

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Just like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel, you can rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in your very own kingdom. Build your own hotel and watch as your patients check out straight into Heaven (or maybe just respawn, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew from Helluva Boss as they run their assassin business in Hell. Take on crazy missions with Moxxie, Millie, and Loona, all while trying to survive each other’s shenanigans.

Download the pilots, binge watch the episodes, and immerse yourself in the chaotic world of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. And hey, if you’re feeling creative, write some fanfics or draw some fanart on our booru.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself running a startup in Hell with your own demon crew. The possibilities are endless (and slightly insane).

AxisNetwork

Allies, Axis Network, Axis Network Server, AxisNetwork, Cities, Creative, Economy, enemies, Factions, Minecraft, MONEY, Projects, PvP, real money, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Farms Harvested:	670
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	3820
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Axis Network is based around Minecraft Survival with an ENTICING twist. This is a SMP where the possibilities are endless where you can ally with friends making massive projects to pvping and taking down enemies. This means this server is made for everyone including the peaceful player who wants to just keep to themselves to the PVP addict player who wants to fight everything. You can build cities, farm economy, and fight to become the richest on the server to make REAL money.

31.214.219.157

CraftyCraic – Llama Drama

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4225	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8910

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-clad llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and even a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can dance your way to victory against the fiercest boss in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you’ve visited our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, creeper, gender norms sexual desire, love, peer pressure, personal growth intimacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance sexual exploration, sexual confidence, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual frustration, sexual identity, sexual stereotypes, sexual taboos, social norms, societal expectations, VIRGINITY

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
New Chunks Explored:	213775	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you’ve never fucked a bitch before because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of crazy players who are always up for a good time. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground club where you can show off your mining skills and impress the ladies (or gents)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if you’ve never fucked a bitch before, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew!

FGbooom server Minecraft server

administration, Bonuses, Buy, Entertainment, FGbooom, Friends, Game, Help, Minecraft, Plugins, Relaxation, Server, Store

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Server FGbooom version – 1.16.5 especially for relaxation and entertainment

Installed plugins for an interesting game

Come and play alone or with friends

There are bonuses on the site

The store has some great buys.

The administration will always help you in the game

65.108.21.147:25888

KidCraft Adventures

8 year old cousin, Adventures, Apology, attraction, Behavior, boners, Boundaries, Chairs, cousin, discomfort, family, inappropriate, KidCraft, lap, Reflection, regret, roblox, signal, UNCOMFORTABLE, video games, Visit, Weekend Stories

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5959	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Star Shards Collected:	240	Crops Grown:	1875
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even sit on someone’s lap while playing games? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. We have a special “lap-sitting” feature that will make your gaming experience unforgettable. Just make sure to ask for consent first!

Our community is full of interesting characters, like the player who accidentally gave their friend a boner while playing Roblox. You never know what kind of hilarious stories you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, always respect personal boundaries, even in the virtual world.

Territorial Tussle: Mine or Yours?

Boundaries, boundary line, do not enter, Exclusion Zone, Get out, keep out, leave now, no trespassing, off limits, permission denied, personal space, private property, property line, restricted access, Restricted area, restricted territory, restricted zone, stay away, Territorial, Territory, tussle, Warning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Chimeras Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, come join our server where we don’t mess around! We have a strict “get out of my territory” policy, so if you see someone encroaching on your land, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your turf like a boss.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixelated Reality

age difference, Anime, El Facil planet, evacuation, FANTASY, fleet enrollment, Frederica, infatuation, Manipulation, Military, Obsession, parasocial relationship, pixelated, Real Life, realistic relationship, Reality, science fiction, seduction, space opera, unrequited love, Yang

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Frederica’s plan to seduce Yang? Look no further! Join our server where you can create your own crazy stories and relationships, just like Frederica did with Yang. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unsuspecting Yang to swoon over. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

MemeCraft: The Village of LOLs

Analysis, Biz, Blockchain, bros, Business, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, finance, gm, Investments, lols, market trends, Memecraft, News, opportunities, predictions, Technology, Trading, Updates, Village, Week

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	75
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to mine for virtual cryptocurrency within the game. That’s right, you can become a virtual millionaire by collecting virtual coins while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. Join now and let the madness begin!