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Noobies R Us Minecraft Server

aspirations, Australia, better places, cultural influence, dream, idealized destinations., immigrate, international relocation, know any better, learn, long tail, Minecraft, movies, moving to America, new zealand, Noobies, Server, tags, third world countries, thirdies, TV series, world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Items Found:	6549	Dragons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	686089	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	74	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of dreaming about moving to America like a thirdie who only knows about the world from movies and TV shows? Well, forget the land of the free and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why settle for the US when you can experience the wonders of Australia and New Zealand right from your computer screen?

Join us and embark on epic adventures down under, where you can ride kangaroos into battle and tame wild kiwis as your loyal companions. Build your own Outback oasis or create a bustling city in the heart of Middle Earth. The possibilities are endless in our virtual land of Oz and Kiwiland!

So say goodbye to the American dream and say g’day to the ultimate Minecraft experience. Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs Hollywood when you have kangaroos and kiwis at your fingertips?

AstrologyCraft SMP – StarrySigns

aloof, aquarius girls, aries girls, astrology, AstrologyCraft, belle delphine, cancer girls, capricorn girls, elsa jean, emotional, feminine, gemini girls, gold diggers, hannah hays, hypersexual, Kimberlee, leo girls, libra girls, NARCISSISTS, pisces girls, promiscuous, sagittarius girls, scorpio girls, selfish, smp, StarrySigns, Talkative, taurus girls, Tomboys, virgo girls

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the zodiac signs determine your gameplay? Look no further, because on this server, Aries girls are basically dudes, Taurus girls are gold diggers, Gemini girls are always getting busy with different guys, and Cancer girls… well, who knows what they’re up to.

But wait, there’s more! Leo girls are all about that attention, Virgo girls are basically adult film stars, Libra girls never stop talking, Scorpio girls are ruled by the planet of death magic and power (watch out!), Sagittarius and Capricorn girls are mysterious enigmas, Aquarius girls are just plain selfish, and Pisces girls are all about the emotions.

Join now for a wild ride of zodiac drama and Minecraft madness! Who knew astrology could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and creepers?

OpinionCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, body image issues, Communication Issues, criticism, Cultural differences, expressing opinions, family conflict, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion criticism, fashion preferences, generational differences, Individuality, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, OpinionCraft, parental influence, personal style, self-confidence, Self-expression, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want without your mom criticizing you! Tired of being told your outfit is too colorful or too patterned? Join us and wear your Isoka hoodie with pride! No more boring outfits allowed, only fun and funky fashion choices here.

Our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves through their clothing choices. Whether you want to wear socks with your espadrilles or layer a corset with a dress, we support you! Embrace your unique style and show off your creativity without fear of judgment.

Join us and say goodbye to fashion critics like the player’s mom in this story. Let your inner fashionista shine and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend with your bold and daring outfits! So come on in and let your fashion freak flag fly high.

CarCraftin’ Drama: No Lies, Just Rides!

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraftin, Communication, consequences, Drama, friendship, Honesty, Integrity, Kindness, Lies, lying.., overreacting, ownership, Reliability, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Trust, trustworthiness, VALUES

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2940	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is a big deal! Just like how this player’s friend broke their trust by lying about a doctor’s appointment to borrow a car, we promise not to break your trust by providing the most epic Minecraft experience ever.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual car to drive around in Minecraft! Who needs a real car when you can have a pixelated one, am I right?

And don’t worry, we won’t pull a Sarah on you and take advantage of your kindness. We value honesty and integrity in our virtual world, so you can trust us to provide a fun and fair gaming experience.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise not to lie about doctor’s appointments to borrow your car, that’s why! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreators SMP: “NeverUsedIt”

consumer feedback, CraftyCreators, customer satisfaction, design flaws, design process, FUNCTIONALITY, NeverUsedIt, poorly designed, Product Design, product development, product failure, product feedback, product flaws, product improvement, product innovation, product testing, product testing errors, product usability, smp, usability, user experience, user interface, user testing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	149

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where everything is so poorly designed that you’ll question if the creators even know how to play Minecraft! Our server is filled with wonky structures, glitchy redstone contraptions, and mobs that have clearly never seen the light of day.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun! From chickens that can fly to villagers that speak in riddles, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our hilariously dysfunctional world!

RetroCraft: Lost in Time

1970s, accident, adaptation, Alternate Reality, confusion, coping, Culture Shock, Exploration, History, identity crisis, learning, Lost, new beginning, Nostalgia, Retro, RetroCraft, Survival, Technology, Time, time displacement, time travel, uncertainty

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to the groovy 1970s! Forget about modern technology and embrace the funky vibes of bell-bottoms and disco balls.

Build your own lava lamp-inspired base, groove to retro tunes while mining for diamonds, and challenge other players to a lava lamp dance-off.

But be warned, rumors say that a secret portal to the future exists on the server. Will you find it and make it back to present day, or will you be stuck in the past forever? Join now and find out!

TacoCraft: Judge Judy Edition

checks and balances, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in danger, democratic institutions, Edition, Government, international relations, judge, judicial independence, judicial reform, Judy, justice system, Legal System, Mexican politics, mexico, Mexico-US relations, political reform, Politics, Risk, Rule of Law, separation of powers, TacoCraft, US Ambassador

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Emeralds Found:	1802
Dimension Hops:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna get all political and stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we debate mexico’s planned judicial reform and its impact on democracy while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. our us ambassador will be there dropping some major knowledge bombs and maybe even throwing in some diamond armor for good measure. join us for a server experience like no other, where democracy and minecraft collide in the most epic way possible. u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

Active, ADDED, adulting, Community, Details, Discord, Dragon.., Fight, flavor, fresh start, grind, Hint, java, Minecraft, op, Players, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, SwainCraft3.0, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mines Excavated:	2390
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	243
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

Server Name	SwainCraft 3.0
Focus	Early/mid-game grind, community building
World Reset	Fresh start
Contact	discord: sarahswain

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0?	The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building.
When was the world reset?	We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start.
How can I join the server?	Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join.

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, fat, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, obese, overweight, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecating, Server, Unhealthy, weight issues, weight loss

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, explicit content, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, loving housewife, naughty fantasies, post tags, previous, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, taboo topics, Talk

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	1362
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!