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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6764 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2111 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”