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  • SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

    SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3061
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 752053 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4190
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Animals Bred: 50 Falling into the Void: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

    SpermCraft: No Sister Edition
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2926
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Enchantments Applied: 213
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 6472
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

    Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 6137
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 300
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

    omari.falixsrv.me:24069

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  • The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

    The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 5548
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Magic Items Found: 5044
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

    – PvP is Allowed! – Lite RPG Encouraged – No Griefing!

    IP: therattavern.g-portal.rocks Discord Link: https://discord.gg/therattavern

    144.126.153.174:25765

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Moonbat SMP: Where even the creepers practice safe exploding!

    Moonbat SMP: Where even the creepers practice safe exploding!
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 3969
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 135
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Description
    Creative Server Express your creativity in this server with unlimited resources
    Survival SMP (No-Griefing) Join a friendly community in this survival server where griefing is not allowed
    Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed) Test your survival skills in a challenging environment where griefing is allowed

    Server Details

    • IP Address: moonbat.ddns.net
    • Version: 1.21

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP servers?

    A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

    Q: Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

    A: Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

    Q: Do you run player events on the server?

    A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged and excited.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /int/Support Minecraft Server

    /int/Support Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8358
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 186156 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you meme-loving, drama-seeking players out there!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you join Team Creeper and blow up everything in sight, or will you side with Team Enderman and teleport your way to victory? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is endorsed by none other than /int/? That’s right, the international board on 4chan has officially declared their support for our server, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see which side /int/ would have supported!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

    KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 4908
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Votes: 6712 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 8026
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 322
    Dimension Hops: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything.

    Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!

    Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRoom4U

    NoRoom4U
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 4240
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world filled with mystery and mayhem. They embarked on a quest to build the craziest creations and conquer the most challenging obstacles. But little did they know, the real challenge was dealing with the wacky characters they encountered along the way.

    From mischievous mobs to quirky players, our server is a place where anything can happen. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one described above. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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