| Lands of Minearchy |
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| Hello Heroes, and welcome! |
We are the Minearchy Team, and we want to share our passion project with you. Our server has two main goals:
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| We focus on SMP & Minigames, with regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting. |
| Survival / SMP |
| Take a break from fast-paced game modes and enjoy something more relaxing. Minearchy SMP offers an unfiltered survival experience with various Quality-Of-Life improvements. Features include Chest Shops, Auctions, Safe Zones, Warps, Grief Protection, and more. We even have a Dynmap! |
| Minigames |
Experience popular games combined with beautiful builds and engaging gameplay. Our wide selection of minigames includes:
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| Our team is constantly working to add more activities. Upcoming games include ElytraRace and Bedwars, expected in Q3 2024. |
| Join Now |
| Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com |
| Website: minearchy.com Discord: discord.gg/minearchy |
| Come be part of a great community and have some fun! Hope to see you there! |
A: You can join the Java server at play.minearchy.com and the Bedrock server at bedrock.minearchy.com.
A: Yes, we have rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our website.
A: We have a wide variety of minigames including TNT Run, TNT Tag, BombLobbers, Parkour, Splegg, Prophunt, and more. We are constantly adding new games to keep things exciting.
A: Yes, we have regular events and in-game activities to keep things exciting for our players. You can participate in various activities and win rewards.
A: Absolutely! We love to hear feedback and suggestions from our players. You can suggest new games or features on our Discord server.
A: Yes, we have Grief Protection and Safe Zones to protect your builds from griefing. You can also use Chest Shops and Auctions to trade with other players.
A: Our team is constantly working on adding new games and features to the server. We aim to release updates regularly to keep the server fresh and exciting for our players.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the players with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the land?
So come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because things are about to get crazy!
Picture this: you, a brave 20-year-old warrior, are invited to a crazy 30th birthday bash by your sister’s friend. But wait, plot twist! You’re asked to babysit four tiny humans in a separate house while the party rages on. And get this, you’re autistic and parties aren’t your jam, but you’re willing to face the challenge for the sake of not missing out on the fun!
But fear not, for your sister swoops in like a hero on a diamond-clad steed and saves the day by negotiating with the birthday girl. Will you be the hero of the party or the villain who ditched the kiddos for a night of sibling shenanigans?
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (we promise, they drop wool, not TNT)! Don’t be a blockhead, come join the chaos!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs a brother when you can have a whole community of gamers to hang out with?
Our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun (and maybe finally give you some gifts for once). Plus, we promise not to threaten to marry you off if you don’t score well in-game.
So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and let the gaming therapy begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of cooked chicken and bragging rights for eternity.
If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also explore the Netherworld on our server, where you’ll find a portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Legend has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, it’s worth more than any amount of money – it’s priceless fun!
