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PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet

bathroom, cleanliness, conundrum, Curiosity, Enigma, Frequency, hygiene, most poops, Mystery, PoopCraft, privacy, public restroom, RECORD, sanitation, statistics, TOILET, unknown, unsolved, untraceable, Usage, Waste

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1067	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to be part of something EPIC? Well, our Minecraft server is like that toilet, but in a good way! We have the most EPIC builds and the craziest adventures waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Imagine riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a giant toilet-shaped castle with your friends. On our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, just waiting for you to find it. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. YUM!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most pooped-upon toilet in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ModPFC Makeover: Unconscious Beauty Boost

attractiveness, beauty, Behavioral studies, Boost, brain activity, brain function, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, Conscious Awareness, emotional response, facial recognition, makeover, Medial Prefrontal Cortex, ModPFC, Modulation, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neurological effects, neuroscience, Perception, psychological research, social psychology, Unconscious, Unconscious Processing

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	111
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally change ur perception of attractiveness without u even knowing it! how crazy is that?

imagine building ur dream house while ur brain is being modulated in the medial prefrontal cortex. u won’t even know what hit u, but suddenly everything will look 10 times more attractive. u’ll be like, “wow, that block of dirt is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen!”

not only that, but this server is filled with the most insane stories u’ll ever hear. like, did u know that the creepers on this server are actually secret agents working for the government? they’re not trying to blow u up, they’re just trying to gather intel on ur building skills.

so come join us on this crazy, mind-bending server. who knows what u’ll discover about urself and ur perception of attractiveness. trust me, u won’t regret it!

VanillaRIP

BUILD, Creative, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, Play, RIP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

A fun creative place for friends to build play and make new friends while enjoying minecraft in a vanilla environment.

vanilla.rip

All The Mods 9 from RU-FU community Minecraft server

Adventure, all the mods 9, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RU-FU community, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

The owner of the server “All The Mods 9 from the RU-FU community” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

178.234.11.163

Wholesome SMP: Where the only thing sweeter than the builds is the moderator ban hammer!

1.21, America, Armour Statues Book, Asia, Australia, Ban, Builds, community driven economy, Community Projects, Discord, diverse playerbase, Events, Fabric, games, Griefers, Groups, hammer, HermitCraft style, how to join, java, large scale builds, Ledger, long-lasting community, Minigames, Moderator, Mods, mrtup, Multiplayer Sleep, player heads, playerbase-initiated, proximity voice chat, redstone farms, season 5, smp, Squaremap, Story, sweeter, technical players, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wholesome

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Wholesome SMP Server Overview

Description	Wholesome SMP is a HermitCraft style, community driven SMP for Java 1.21+ where your voice matters. We have a tightly-knit long-lasting community which makes Minecraft as fun as possible.
Player Base	We have a diverse playerbase from all around the world and welcome all.
Key Features	⚙️ RUNS FABRIC 1.21, no half working contraptions for technical players ✅ Playerbase-initiated events and games every weekend 🔨 Large scale builds entirely built by the community 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Create your own groups and contribute to creating a story for the server 🗳️ Community driven economy (trust-based system)
Mods	Ledger – protects you from griefers Proximity Voice Chat – talk to players around you Squaremap – see where your friends are Multiplayer sleep Player Heads Armour Statues Book
How to Join	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup).
What are the key features of the server?	Key features include running Fabric 1.21, player-initiated events and games, large-scale community builds, group creation, and a community-driven economy.
What mods are available on the server?	Mods include Ledger for protection from griefers, Proximity Voice Chat, Squaremap, Multiplayer sleep, Player Heads, and Armour Statues Book.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

#videogames, 2012, 21st century, Apocalypse, aryans”, Censorship, CraftyTime, cultural shift, Downfall, End of the World, gay marriage, global transformation, historical event, internet, legalization, Media, Minecraft, Prophecy, Reflection, Server, social change, societal impact, unexpected

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living in a post-apocalyptic world where everything went to shit after 2012? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with gay marriage ceremonies, uncensored internet browsing, and epic gaming adventures that will make you forget all about the end of the world. Who needs reality when you can escape to our virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)? So come on down and join us for a crazy journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Trust us, it’s better than living in a dystopian hellscape.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

Adult, BlockyLove, creative writing, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, Fridgesuna, games, Mature, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Server, storytelling, Thread

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	1829
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	6813	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadFridgesuna Edition for a wild ride filled with steamy encounters and naughty adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking fridge named Fridgesuna. Fridgesuna whispered seductive promises of epic loot and forbidden pleasures, luring the player into a world of erotic roleplay unlike anything they had ever experienced.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of pixelated unicorns who grant wishes to those who can prove their worth in the art of seduction. Imagine riding into battle on a rainbow unicorn while wielding a diamond sword and wearing nothing but a leather thong. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your wildest fantasies and dive headfirst into a world of pixelated passion, join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadFridgesuna Edition. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Dad’s Room Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Dads, Empathy, Frustration, household organization, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, perspective, perspective-taking, possessions, privacy, problem solving, relationship, Respect, room, self-care, Server, step-parenting, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your precious diamonds safe from wandering hands? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your items will never mysteriously end up in someone else’s inventory!

Join us for a fun and thrilling adventure where you won’t have to play hide and seek with your belongings. Say goodbye to the days of searching through someone else’s chest for your enchanted sword – on our server, your items stay right where you left them!

Don’t be like this poor player who has to deal with their stuff constantly disappearing into the void of someone else’s room. Join our server and keep your treasures safe and sound in your own virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerRetirementRevenge

aging parents, BoomerRetirementRevenge, caregiving, childfree, elder care, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial independence, Financial Planning, generational wealth, Inheritance, intergenerational relationships, Long Term Care, parental support, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement planning, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is the perfect place for those who value their independence and just want to focus on building, exploring, and having a good time.

Forget about being the designated caretaker or having to deal with entitled family members. On our server, the only thing you need to take care of are your virtual pets and creations. No one will guilt trip you into taking on more than you can handle.

Plus, with our inheritance system, you can rest assured that your hard-earned virtual wealth will be safe from greedy relatives. You won’t have to worry about being cut out of any wills or dealing with family drama over money. In fact, you can use your virtual riches to create the most epic builds and show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless fun and freedom!

PerfectTiming Minecraft Server

best timing, ideal moment, Minecraft, moment, perfect moment, perfect timing, perfect timing in actions, perfect timing in career, perfect timing in choices, perfect timing in circumstances, perfect timing in decisions, perfect timing in events, perfect timing in fate, perfect timing in life, perfect timing in love, perfect timing in opportunities, perfect timing in relationships, perfect timing in success, perfect timing moment, PerfectTiming, right moment, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2213
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your perfect timing moments being wasted in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every moment is the perfect timing moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by one block, only to turn around and accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time you finally find diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman who teleports away with a maniacal laugh?

And let’s not forget the epic battles with other players, where you can show off your impeccable timing by accidentally hitting yourself with your own arrows or falling off a cliff while trying to do a fancy parkour jump.

So if you’re looking for a server where every moment is a perfect timing moment, join us now and start experiencing the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!