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Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	204
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	106	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	8416
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4360
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Towns Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9846
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Towns Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Void Armor Forged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7606
Zombie Dances:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

app behavior, app shutdown, app starting up, app update, app update prompt, app version, CRAZE, prompt notification, Shutdown, shutdown prompt, software behavior, software shutdown, software starting up, software update, software update prompt, software version, starting up prompt, update, update preference, update prompt, update prompt preference, user behavior, user interaction

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
New Chunks Explored:	428300	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!