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TV Sewage Breaks Server

advertising breaks, breaks, broadcast schedule, commercial breaks, half an hour, Media consumption, peak demand, peak flow intervals, peak flows, peak periods, Server, seven minutes, Sewage, sewage system, television commercials, Television era, television industry, television programming, Timing, urban infrastructure, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA CRAZIEST SH*T EVER! WE GOT SEWAGE FLOWS EVERY HALF AN HOUR, JUST LIKE COMMERCIAL BREAKS ON TV! IMAGINE SWIMMING IN POOP WHILE BUILDING UR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE DIS BEFORE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAKE SOME MEMORIES U WON’T FORGET (EVEN IF U TRY)! #SEWAGEPARTY #EPICPOOPADVENTURES #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤣🤮🏰🚽🎉

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Crimes against humanity, Extermination, Gaza Strip, Gaza War, Hamas, human rights violations, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace efforts, Military operations, Minecraft, political violence, Server, UN reports, united nations, United Nations Human Rights Council, War Crimes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Votes:	1430
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Buildings Constructed:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

LOL this server is so lit, it’s like the UN but for Minecraft! We got crazy accusations flying around like Israel trying to ‘exterminate’ everyone and Hamas committing war crimes. Join us for some wild drama and chaos, it’s like a reality show but with blocks and creepers. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and scandals in the virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CubanCraft: Subs vs Ships

Arrival, caribbean, cold war, Cuba, CubanCraft, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Guantanamo Bay, international relations, Military, naval base, naval forces, naval operations, PRESENCE, russia, Russian navy, Ships, submarine, SUBS, Tension, US, us navy, Warships

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7114	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

lolz, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes russian warships in cuba look like a tea party? well, our server is like a US submarine pullin into guantanamo bay after a wild night out. we got crazy builds, insane mobs, and treasure hunts that will make u question reality. join us if u dare, but beware, once u enter, there’s no turnin back. come on, what are u waitin for? dive into the madness now!

SpawnBlockerz

#sustainability, Birth Rates, cultural shifts, demographic trends, difficult lives, economic challenges, environmental impact, Family Planning, fertility rates, future generations, Global Issues, having children, overpopulation, population control, reduced risk, Resource Management, social pressures, societal impact, societal norms, SpawnBlockerz, Unintended Consequences

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

so, like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta know that we accidentally made it so hard to survive that people are too busy tryna not die to even think about makin’ babies. like, whoops! but hey, that means less people on the server, so more resources for you, amirite? plus, the challenge is so intense that only the toughest players can survive. so come join us and see if you got what it takes to make it in this crazy world we’ve created. just watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hoardes, they’re a real pain in the butt. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on over and see if you can beat the odds and come out on top. or, ya know, die tryin’. whatever floats your boat.

ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

adolescence, Adult, Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Cerebrovascular Disease, cholesterol, ChunkyCraft, health, Heart Disease, hypertension, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, LUCK, Medical Studies, obesity, overweight, Prevention, public health, research, risk factors, Stroke, young adulthood

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

No Creepers Allowed! You Must Know How to Build, Not Blow Up Stuff. 18+ Only!

Allowed, BLOW, Book Club, BUILD, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, cute houses, Environment, female, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Game Nights, Holiday Celebrations, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting, Movie Nights, NA Time Zone, Safe, Server, Shops, Stuff, Vanilla, vetting, women only, women’s community

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Creating a fun and safe all-womens vanilla Minecraft server ♡
Looking to fill the server with shops, cute houses, and host holiday celebrations, competitions, etc.
Hoping to create long-lasting friendships and build a community through game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
Server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. NA Time Zone, 18+ only.

FAQ

What is the purpose of this Minecraft server?

The purpose of this server is to create a safe and fun environment for women to play Minecraft, connect with each other, and build a community based on shared interests and activities.

How can I join the server?

If you’re interested, please PM the server owner with your age and a brief introduction about yourself. The owner will personally vet all potential players to ensure a safe environment.

What activities can I expect on the server?

You can expect to see shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!

Is this server only for women?

Yes, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment.

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	4199
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2292	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	129
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!