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We have a special “Wedding Drama” event where players can reenact all the juicy family conflicts and betrayals. Invite your virtual family members to your in-game wedding and see if they will stab you in the back like in real life! Will you kick out your virtual sister after the ceremony or show her some mercy? The choice is yours!
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some killer moves on the dance floor.
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