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BabyBumpBash

BabyBumpBash, bridal shower, Bridesmaid, drinking game, early pregnancy, friend’s event, friendship boundaries, high school friends, miscarriage, Miscommunication., peer pressure, pregnancy announcement, privacy violation, social faux pas, surprise pregnancy, text apology, tipsy guests, uncomfortable situation, unexpected disclosure, unexpected news, unwanted attention

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magic Items Found:	1188	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring bridal showers where the only game is guessing how many bobby pins are in the bride’s hair? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a bridal shower experience like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with the bride-to-be, Abby, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with virtual champagne! But wait, there’s a twist – if you drink too much, you might accidentally reveal someone’s pregnancy secret! It’s a virtual party gone wrong, and you’re invited!

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of keeping a pregnancy announcement under wraps while battling creepers and zombies. Who knew a bridal shower could be this chaotic? Don’t miss out on the drama – join our Minecraft server today!

SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

adulting, awakening, childhood memories, Christmas spirit, Coming of Age, coping with reality, Disappointment, disbelief, disillusionment, emotional growth, facing the truth, festive season, growing up, harsh reality, holiday traditions, jaded, mature perspective, Minecraft, reality check, Santa Claus, SantaGoneMIA, shattered illusions, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate betrayal of finding out that diamonds are not actually the rarest resource in the game – it’s actually dirt! Yes, dirt is the most valuable commodity on our server and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to get your hands on it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer” who roams the land, challenging unsuspecting players to epic rap battles. Can you defeat them with your sick rhymes and witty comebacks?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, chicken politics, and epic rap battles. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this crazy world!

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, deep connection, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, intimacy exercises, intimacy ideas, intimacy without sex, love, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, quality time, relationship, romance, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Farms Harvested:	642
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get up close and personal with your partner without getting banned for inappropriate behavior? Look no further! Our server offers the ultimate intimate experience that doesn’t involve any pixelated hanky panky.

Join us for romantic sunset walks through our virtual forests, where you can hold hands and admire the blocky scenery together. Or how about a cozy night by the virtual campfire, roasting virtual marshmallows and sharing your deepest secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a special couples-only dungeon where you and your partner can team up to defeat virtual monsters and bond over the thrill of victory. Who needs couple’s therapy when you have diamond swords and creepers to slay together?

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of intimacy in the world of Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could bring you and your partner closer together in such unexpected ways?

ObeseCraft: No Universal Health!

AMERICANS, deterrent, first world nations, health, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare costs, healthcare disparities, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, incentive, lack of healthcare, ObeseCraft, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity prevention programs, obesity rates, public health, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a crazy land where u can build ur own burger castle and fight off evil broccoli monsters. we got free healthcare for all ur pixelated injuries cuz we care about ur well-being (unlike real life America). plus, u can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle giant nacho dragons for epic loot. come join da fun and be part of a community that supports ur right to be as chubby as u want!

HotBlockClimateSkeptics

BELIEF, climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, data analysis, denial, Environment, global warming, hoax, HotBlockClimateSkeptics, Impact, Perception, Psychology, public opinion, rejection, research, skepticism, study, Temperature, US, weather patterns

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dimension Hops:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	1

hey u, yea u! do u believe in climate change? well, if u dont, come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are hotter than a volcano! u wont be able to deny climate change when ur virtual character is sweating buckets just trying to survive!

we got crazy weather patterns that will make u question everything u thought u knew about the environment. one minute it’s snowing, the next minute ur in the middle of a desert. it’s like mother nature on steroids!

join us and see for urself how climate change is no joke. u’ll be begging for cooler temperatures and a stable environment. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the heat! 🔥🌎 #climatechangeisreal #minecraftmadness

Welcome to “Chaos in the Skyblock” – where the only rule is that there are no rules!

admins, Advancements, Anarchy, Chaos, commands, Distant Horizons, Gay, Hacks, HardcoreAnarchy, home, ISLAND, Items, MiniHUD, Mods, No Rules, progress, Radius, rule, rules, seed map, Skyblock, Spawn, Tpa, vanilla client

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	7908
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Server Information

IP	sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24564

Overview

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.

Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.

Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.

The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Players can play as they wish.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Certain hacks are allowed, but some are protected against. Game-breaking hacks like speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks are not allowed.
How can I progress in the game?	Players can progress by following their “Advancements” menu and working on their personal island.
What mods are supported on the server?	The server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

WishGranter’s Minecraft Server

Dream game., Fantasy wish, Game genie, Game wishlist, Gamer’s dream, Gamer’s fantasy, Gamer’s wish, Gaming desires, Gaming genie, Gaming heaven, gaming paradise, Gaming wish, Minecraft, Server, ultimate gaming experience, Video game fantasy, Video game wish, Vidya games, Virtual reality wish, wish come true, wish fulfillment, Wish Granter, WishGranters

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical genie that grants all your vidya related wishes! Want to ride a dragon while battling a horde of zombies? Done! Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy! Want to turn into a unicorn and prance around the server spreading rainbows and joy? We got you covered! Join our server and let your wildest gaming fantasies come to life! Who needs a Wish Granter when you have us?

QueerosexualCraft SMP: Keeping it Fabulously Fluid with K-Pop!

acceptance, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, equality, exclusion, Fabulously, Fluid, Gender fluid, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, hololive, inclusion, intolerance, Keeping, koreans, Kpop, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, online harassment, queerosexual, QueerosexualCraft, smp, social justice, trannies

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our totally not discriminatory, definitely inclusive Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to keep the queerosexual gender fluid trannies (and Koreans) out of hololive because we all know they’re the real threat to society. But don’t worry, we’re not all about exclusion here – we also love building giant statues of Steve riding a llama while wearing a sombrero. And if you’re not like us, well, we have a lovely tree waiting for you to hang out on. So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, give us a hell yeah!

ParentalPiggyBankDenied

assets, Boundaries, burden, Conflict, construction, DEBT, dream home, Enabling, family loans, financial help, happy marriage, income, Inheritance, lending money, liquid cash, ParentalPiggyBankDenied, parents, property sale, refusal, Retirement, Siblings

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of financial drama and inheritance disputes!

Imagine a world where your parents expect you to fund their dream house while you and your spouse are living the high life with a combined income that would make their jaws drop. Will you lend them money and enable their refusal to sell their properties, or will you stand your ground and let them figure it out on their own?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between family loyalty and financial responsibility as you navigate through the twists and turns of this crazy Minecraft server. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who refuses to lend a helping hand?

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and money management in a virtual world like no other! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you with outrageous family drama?

KidAtHeart Minecraft SMP

bedtime stories, birthday parties, carefree days, childhood memories, creative play, family bonding, favorite toys, first crush, Friends, growing up, imagination, Innocence, KidAtHeart, Laughter, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playground fun, playing outside, Recess, school holidays, simpler times, smp, summer vacations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4034	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? You can relive those glorious days on our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (oops, sorry about that last one, Steve).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. Ninja. Chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas to even notice?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the ninja chickens, in which case, good luck).