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FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mines Excavated:	2835	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Void Gems Collected:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	8954	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

cover songs, fansite, handdrawn, healing, hololive, Hop Step Sheep, Membersheep, Minecraft, Music, one piece card game, original songs, PLUSHIE, QUEENS, Realm, Sheep, shorts, smp, Suggestions, Tsunomaki Watame, virtual youtuber, Watamate Free Research Project, WatameCraft, ナマ足, ヘソ出し, マーメイド, 今日のわため

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	55	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mermaid with bare feet and a crop top? Look no further than our server, where the sheep hop and the laughs never stop! Join now for a chance to win a plushie of Watame’s “friends to Go” – perfect for taking on days out, or just chilling in your virtual world!

But that’s not all – our recent events include Watame and Fubuki trying their hand at the One Piece Card Game, with a shocking winner that will leave you in stitches! Plus, Watame is on the lookout for ideas for her next “今日のわため” shorts – send in your suggestions and see if you can make her laugh harder than a whistling Watamate!

So come on down to our server, where the sheep are friendly, the music is bumpin’, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next? Join now and let the fun begin!

DoggoCraft Wedding Wars

brother, CANCELLATION, covid, decision, dog, dog sitter, DoggoCraft, emergency, family, last minute, love, loyalty, no pet event, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rough shape, supervision, Trust, Upset, vet, Wars, Wedding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Crops Grown:	2439	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of missing out on epic events because of your furry friends? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never miss another wedding, birthday party, or alien invasion because your pet needs you!

We understand the importance of our four-legged companions, which is why we have a special pet-friendly zone where your Minecraft pets can roam free and cause chaos. No more choosing between your virtual adventures and your real-life responsibilities – now you can have both!

So come on down to our server and let your pets run wild while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer with your trusty sidekick by your side? Join us now and unleash the ultimate pet-powered mayhem!

Block Therapy: Anxiety Relief

anxiety, anxiety relief, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, Relief, self help, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8228	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and giving you anxiety? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, these green meanies are banned from our server, so you can build in peace without worrying about your precious creations getting destroyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to bestow with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with even more treasures and adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless fun and excitement!

AI Energy Saver 1000

AI computing, Applications, Artificial Intelligence, Breakthrough, computing, Development, efficiency, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy efficient, energy saving, Engineering, Hardware device, innovation, research, researchers, Saver, State-of-the-art, sustainable, Technology, technology advancement, University of Minnesota Twin Cities

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Crops Grown:	8645
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	3817	Dimension Hops:	3

hey u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that makes ur brain explode with amazement? well do i have the server for u! our server has this crazy hardware device that makes ur game run 1000x faster than any other server out there. u will be mining diamonds and building epic structures at the speed of light. join now and experience the future of minecraft gaming!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under Where Even the Kangaroos Play Minecraft!

AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Creative Server, Economy, Griefing, HACKING, Kangaroos, Land, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiple worlds, Network, Play, redstone contraptions, Respect, rules, smp, Spamming, spectator livestreams, Survival, Teleport, Wiki

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Link
Apply here	Apply Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server and requires an application to join.
What kind of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers mostly vanilla gameplay with some quality of life features.
Are there any rules to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no hacking, and being respectful to others.
Can players trade with each other on the server?	Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that use diamonds as currency for trading.
Is there a land-claiming system on the server?	Yes, players can claim land using a golden shovel to protect their builds.

VTuberFlop Minecraft Server

anime characters, anime fans, Content Creation, didn’t they, digital avatars, digital entertainment, fell off, gaming content creators, internet personalities, Japanese culture, Minecraft, online entertainers, online streaming, pop culture, Server, social media influencers, Streaming Community, trending topics, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, VTuberFlop, Vtubers, wow

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of VTubers taking over your YouTube feed with their fake personas and scripted content? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and absolutely no VTubers in sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers tried to invade our server with their over-the-top antics and cringy catchphrases. But our fearless players fought back with nothing but their diamond swords and enchanted armor. The VTubers were no match for our epic PvP skills and were banished to the depths of the Nether for eternity. And thus, our server was saved from the tyranny of VTubers forever!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from VTuber shenanigans and full of hilarious chaos, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our crazy community where anything is possible and VTubers are a thing of the past. See you in the game, adventurer!

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ores Mined:	5649	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

FishyMemoryCraft

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, APOE4 gene, brain health, brain protection, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Dietary supplements, fish oil supplements, FishyMemoryCraft, genetic predisposition, genetic risk factors, healthy aging, nerve cells, neurodegenerative disease, neuroprotection, nutrition intervention, older adults, omega-3, Prevention

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Potions Brewed:	73	Animals Bred:	60
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!