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SongSucksMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	875547	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of listening to terrible music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from bad tunes! Join us and you’ll never have to endure another cringe-worthy song again. Our server is protected by a magical jukebox that only plays bangers, so say goodbye to ear torture and hello to epic gaming vibes. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning bad songs into diamonds in-game. So why waste your time listening to awful music when you could be mining for precious gems in our awesome SMP? Join us now and rock out in style!

PrankCraft2021

class of, funny pranks, Graduation, high school, high school memories, high school prank, Mischief, Practical Jokes, PrankCraft2021, pranks, School days, school memories, school pranks, school tradition, senior class, senior prank, senior prank ideas, senior pranks, senior year, senior year memories, teenage mischief

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of high school pranks! We have a special senior prank area where you can unleash your inner mischief maker and pull off epic pranks on your friends. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant toilet, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of the school principal haunts our server, seeking revenge on those who dare to break the rules. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly principal?

So come on down to our server and show off your prankster skills. Just remember, what happens in high school, stays in high school – especially when it involves exploding sheep and flying pigs!

KoreanKidzGoneAWOL

adoption fraud, ap, families, generations, Korean children, KoreanKidzGoneAWOL, long tail, Separated, tags, widespread

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Animals Bred:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	2024	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, imagine if you were in a world where adoption fraud was, like, the norm and you had to, like, find your family in the craziest ways possible. that’s what this server is all about, man.

you gotta, like, navigate through a world filled with obstacles and challenges, all while trying to reunite with your long-lost family. but, like, watch out for the corrupt officials and shady characters trying to keep you apart. it’s a wild ride, for sure.

but hey, if you’re up for the challenge and want to experience a totally unique and wacky Minecraft adventure, then this server is the place to be. join now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth and reunite with your family. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Classmates Reunion Minecraft Server

Bonding, catching up, childhood friends, childhood memories, childhood reunion, class reunion, classmates, elementary school, friendship goals, FRIENDSHIPS, getting back together, long lost friends, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old schoolmates, reconnecting, Reminiscing, reunion, school buddies, school reunion, Server, socializing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276

Are you tired of feeling like the outcast in your elementary school reunion group chat because you haven’t kept in touch? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to reconnect with your long-lost classmates in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and challenge your old friends to epic build battles, where you can show off your superior block-placing skills and assert your dominance as the ultimate Minecraft master. Rekindle old friendships by teaming up to take down the Ender Dragon or embark on a quest to find the elusive Notch’s Golden Apple.

But beware, not all of your classmates may be as friendly as you remember. Some may have turned to the dark side and become griefers, ready to sabotage your builds and steal your diamonds. It’s up to you to navigate the treacherous waters of elementary school drama and come out on top as the reigning champion of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your old classmates that you’re not just the kid they used to know – you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!

Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Our server is so epic that even the Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue would be jealous! We have Feixiao causing mischief everywhere, making sure there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Myriad Celestia Trailer – it’s like a rollercoaster of adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the characters banners are on fire! Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin, Moze, Asta, Luka – they’re all here to party with you!

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will blow your mind! Get your hands on Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find Feixiao causing chaos in your own backyard!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

Asian culture, Assumptions, awkward situation, ChopstickCraft, Chopsticks, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dinner table, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Manners, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, Siblings, social norms, Taiwanese culture, training chopsticks, White

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where we eat with chopsticks like pros! Just like the time my brother’s girlfriend thought training chopsticks were a thing and I accidentally made her feel like she was in a chopstick boot camp. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? So come join us for some hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments on our server. Who knows, you might even learn some mad chopstick skills along the way!

StepKidSnubbedMC

annual income, biological parent, blended family, child support, Childcare costs, Communication, ex-spouses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial contributions, financial obligations, financial responsibility, household expenses, Obligations, parenting responsibilities, personal finances, provider, relationship dynamics, stepchildren, StepKidSnubbedMC, unfair situation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Towns Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of feeling like the financial underdog in your own household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to provide for is your virtual farm!

Imagine a world where your spouse’s exes are actually helpful and contribute to the household expenses. On our server, you can build a virtual mansion with your virtual riches and show off to all the other players.

Forget about real-life financial obligations and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. Join now and leave all your financial worries behind!

Blockin’ Love Quest

Blockin, busy schedule, emotional baggage, fear of being hurt again, fear of commitment, fear of intimacy, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, high standards, lack of communication, lack of confidence, lack of opportunities, lack of self-love, Loneliness, love, past heartbreak, perfectionism, Quest, self-doubt, social anxiety, trust issues, unrealistic expectations, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6399	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being single because you spend all your time playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of pixelated romance and adventure. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and creepers to bond over? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections together!

Girl’s Self-Insert Minecraft Server

do girls self insert, female audience, Female Characters, female perspective, female readership, female representation, female viewership, Girls, girls in entertainment, girls in media, girls self insert, Minecraft, self insert, self insert into, self insert question, selfinsert, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	277	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where girls are a rare sight? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are constantly self-inserting left and right! Join in on the fun and see just how many girls you can spot building epic structures and slaying zombies with their diamond swords.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of too much block-building on the human brain. Will you become a master builder or lose your mind in a sea of pixelated blocks? There’s only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. And who knows, you might even find love among the creepers and skeletons. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Spot Bot AI Minecraft SMP

AI detection, Artificial Intelligence, automated posts, Bot, bot detection, detecting spam, fake posts, identifying AI, identifying AI-generated content, identifying automated content, identifying fake accounts, identifying fake profiles, machine learning, Minecraft, online fraud, online security, recognizing bot activity, smp, social media bots, spot, spotting AI posts, spotting bots, spotting fake posts

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of bots pretending to be real players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bot-free zone! We have a strict “no bots allowed” policy and our admin team is constantly on the lookout for any sneaky AIs trying to infiltrate our ranks.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to meet some truly wacky characters. From a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of llamas who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds. On our server, you’ll stumble upon chests filled with enchanted gear, rare items, and even the occasional slice of pizza (because why not?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.