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DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7458	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	251	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crops Grown:	9446
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!