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Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3759	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mines Excavated:	3804
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Emeralds Found:	9060	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	6834	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Votes:	7410
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	397
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!