Hakai Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	947	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	182	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	7827
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	700	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7647	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mines Excavated:	2596
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?

BlockyProfessionCraft

BlockyProfessionCraft, critical professions, critical roles, crucial roles, crucial services, essential jobs, essential workers, fundamental roles, hidden professions, important careers, indispensable careers, indispensable work, key positions, necessary professions, overlooked jobs, societal backbone, underappreciated jobs, unrecognized careers, unsung heroes, vital occupations, vital services

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams! Join us and discover the most essential profession in the Minecraft world that you never even knew you needed – professional chicken wrangler!

Imagine a world where chickens rule the land and you must wrangle them to safety while avoiding their evil plots for world domination. Only the bravest and most skilled chicken wranglers can survive in this chaotic world. But fear not, for the rewards are great – endless feathers, eggs, and the undying gratitude of the chicken overlords.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest chicken wrangling adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate chicken whisperer and save the Minecraft world from poultry peril.