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Haitian BVLLS Shartcel Seethe Minecraft SMP

anger, BVLLs, culture, discrimination, Frustration, Haiti, Haitian, Haitian BVLLS, INEQUALITY, injustice, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, misconceptions, Oppression, prejudice, racism, seethe, Shartcel, shartcels, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4890
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crops Grown:	4000
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Votes:	3177
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	116
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp

35 years, caribbean, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal organization, criminal sentencing, ex-gang leader, gang violence, Haiti, HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp, incarceration, judicial system, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Prison, Sentence, US court

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so like this server is so lit, it’s like being in a prison but without the bars, ya know? we got this ex-gang leader from haiti running the show, he’s like the kingpin of the server. if you join, you gotta survive his crazy challenges and quests to prove you’re worthy of being in his gang. but watch out, he’s got a temper and will smite you if you step outta line. it’s like hardcore mode but with a twist, man. come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world.

HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Civil unrest, crisis management., diplomatic relations, domestic issues, foreign assistance, global affairs, government response, Haiti, HaitiCraft, international relations, kenya, law enforcement, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, police deployment, political turmoil, PROTESTS, Public Safety, security measures, Semafor, Server, social unrest

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	217	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	605684	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

hey u!! r u lookin for a minecraft server that is more lit than a creeper blowin up ur house? well u found it!! this server is so epic, even Kenya deployed police to Haiti just to come play on it!

our server is so poppin, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. we got pig races every Saturday and the winner gets a diamond block! plus, our admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

join us now and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. come join the madness at Semafor!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

Kenyan Invasion: Minecraft Edition

Africa, America, caribbean, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Edition, FOREIGN AID, funding, Geopolitics, Government, Haiti, international relations, interventionism, Invasion, kenya, Kenyan, military intervention, Minecraft, MONEY, News, Politics, united states

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5043	Votes:	9595
Emeralds Found:	489	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where we have a unique theme inspired by the wild adventures of Kenya invading Haiti with 60 million dollars! Who knew Minecraft could get so political?

Embark on quests to find hidden treasures in Haiti, battle it out with other players to claim your territory, and see if Kenya really puts their money where their mouth is in this crazy virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to meet the elusive Minecraft version of the Kenyan president leading the charge. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ores Mined:	8075
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	292
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1359	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6347	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchantments Applied:	191	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Meteorites Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7528	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!