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EcoCraft Wildlands 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, corporate, Diversity, EcoCraft, Entertainment, girl groups, Inclusivity, Kiri Kilovolt, Management, Marketing, Media, mixed groups, Music (Industry), Operation, ownership, promotions, publicity, success, talent agency, underrepresented talent, Wildlands

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8569
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy mixed up world of boy and girl groups, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, they got an all girls wave, like whoa, girls ruling the Minecraft world, that’s some next level stuff right there. And guess what, the server is run by Brave Group, but they only talk about two talents, Kiri Kilovolt and Bonnie Barkswell, like what about the rest of the crew? It’s a total mystery, man, you gotta join and unravel the secrets of this wacky server. It’s like a virtual rabbit hole of madness, but in a good way, you feel me?

ShortFilmCritique Minecraft Server

artistic expression, constructive criticism, creative process, critique, Defensiveness, festival selections, film festivals, filmmaking, filmmaking budget, Honesty, independent film, learning experience, Minecraft, partner, passion project, Server, short film, ShortFilmCritique, student project, Support, valuable feedback

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rough and unpolished as a student film? Look no further! Join our server where the script is confusing, the pacing is off, and the performances lack chemistry – just like that $15,000 short film your partner made!

But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).

Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4270	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	195110	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crops Grown:	1563

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	New Chunks Explored:	520614
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Potions Brewed:	78
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!