Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.
So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
"To create the most beautiful world filled with the largest, most magnificent builds"; "to develop and execute the most advanced technical projects"; "to build the most efficient farm for every item in the game."
These are some of the most commonly used statements by not just Bedrock Edition SMPs, but also in the general realm of Minecraft SMPs. With these goals, there have been many notable SMPs that have made significant "successful" strives to realizing these aspirations across the Bedrock Edition of the game; however, seemingly inevitably, many of these SMPs find themselves running into dead ends–real life leaves little room for gaming, internal/external controversies cause division among the community, motivation naturally diminishes over time. While these causes are prevalent, nothing comes close to one particular fallacy: I refer it to is as the Minecraft-isn’t-just-a-game fallacy.
For many of us, exploring the vast cosmos and beauty of Minecraft world generation, designing creative, unique builds, and experimenting with different mechanics to develop farms and contraptions are among the main reasons we love this game; however, equally authoritatively, when this exact love becomes a burden–by SMP configurations such as, but not limited to: micromanagement (ex. tracking activity), over-complication (ex. excessive addons), and immoderate constraints (ex. excessive list of rules)–, it no longer becomes a game, but rather an obligation, and consequently, the enjoyment quickly withers.
Minecraft is just a game and nothing more.
This realization is not impersonal–it is not something I have merely researched on the inter-web or simply heard stories about. It derives from my personal background as an owner, founder, and administrator of 3 different SMPs in the past. My previous erroneous experiences, coupled with the clear, newly established mission, will make Serenity SMP the most enjoyable SMP for the appropriate, target member.
Above was the founding story regarding my new server named Serenity SMP, and here’s some basic information regarding it: Serenity SMP is a peaceful vanilla Minecraft: Bedrock Edition dedicated server for passionate yet relaxed players. We aim to form a tight-knit, integrous, and harmonious community of compassionate and receptive individuals who are looking forward to learn more about the game with each other. Ran on a 6 GB RAM Bedrock dedicated server with "hard" difficulty, maximum render distance of 32 chunks, and simulation distance of 6 chunks, rules are bounded by social contract and natural common equity. (Age is implicitly restricted to mature individuals).
Sorry for the long post, but if anything here resonated with you and/or you’re interested in joining, please comment below or directly message me!
Let’s Create – A Hermitcraft-inspired modded content creator sanctuary
Hey there. We’ll keep this brief – Let’s Create is a modded 1.19.2 Forge server based around the Create+ and Tetra mods with 200+ other gameplay enhancement/quality of life/optimization mods that is an extremely unique gameplay experience, and our small friend group is
looking to take the server public as we are early into the save and decided that other content creators should give this modpack setup we have a go.
What we provide:
-A modded server with exceptional performance through premium hosting – when we have a change or concern, our server is prioritized – absolute necessity for recording entertaining content uninterrupted.
-A mature PG community on-screen and PG-13 when not recording. While we are the least likely people on earth to be the joke police and want to be very laid-back and let people have fun, we want to keep comms "sterile" when anyone could be recording to be considerate of their content guidelines.
-A unique mod combination that is extensive and fun with long-term playability. It’s hard to create quality content while playing something you don’t enjoy, so we intentionally loaded up on mods to keep us engaged over the long run and not feel forced to play for content. It’s a fun pack and we’d love if you came and checked it out.
-Our current group is active, experienced in content creation, and brand development. We have long-term goals for building our brands and do so while enjoying each others’ company as friends on a daily basis.
What we’d love to see from you:
-18+, USA/CA for timezone coordination, mature, motivated
-A desire to have fun and make content while doing so.
-Ideally you can be active – we’re all adults and have responsibilities – but if you’re not motivated to make content and play at least 1-2 hours per day this might not be a match. The reason is that we intend to build a tight-knit group and not invite
too many people in, but within that tight-knit group we need people willing to play together frequently – that’s what leads to building a community and generating entertaining content. We’re not going to police this rule, and there will be no "Why didn’t you get your hours in today?" conversations but if you are not motivated to make content and play
as much as you can to achieve your content creation/brand development goals, please consider refraining from applying.
-It’s a plus to have experience with Create/Create+/Tetra but not a necessity. We’re willing to teach aspects of the modpack but also expect a level of familiarity/ability to self-teach so we can all be on the same playing field and create similar quality content.
-This is a beefy modpack to run and since we’ll be making content, it is optimal if you have a good computer and a microphone that has solid quality. There is very little technical complexity to setting up the modpack but to run it well you will need good hardware.
Application Process:
Join this server:
Ping u/nex or u/cryptodust and we’ll schedule a quick chat to meet&greet – we don’t need an hour of your time and will not ask you your life story, but we need to know we’re all on the same page about our mutual goals we have for the server/community.
2.5 We aren’t sure what volume of applications we’ll receive, so if it takes awhile for us to get back to you please continue being patient and we’ll do our best to review every application as soon as we can.
Thanks for getting to know us and we hope to talk to you soon!
Best,
The (Let’s Create) Team
Server IP: We will send it to you 0.0.0.0
Looking for a unwhitelisted basic vanilla server to play on with a great community? Look no further. I started a vanilla server with one plugin that can rollback griefing and looting so you don’t have to worry! The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
IP: play.cozycraving.com
Dive into TheBathtubSMP, a community-driven Minecraft server where players come together to build, explore, and create lasting memories. Bedrock + Java Supported. We support LGBTQIA+ and have free pronoun tags available with /tags 🙂
play.bathtubsmp.net
