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Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Votes:	3629
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4592	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Emeralds Found:	8577	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Emeralds Found:	4934	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	957716
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)