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HairyManMC SMP
attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smpOMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic! -
SlightInconvenienceMinecraftSMP
adversary, annoyance, Daily, despise, ENEMY, Frustration, grudge, hatred, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, Karma, Loathing, long term, nemesis, payback, pet peeve, Revenge, SlightInconvenienceMinecraftSMP, Torment, vexationOMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server everrrr. Like, there’s this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds and another player who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day.And get this, if you join, you get to make the person you hate the most in the world suffer every day. Like, they’ll step on a Lego every morning, then get a paper cut, then spill their milk, it’s like the best revenge ever. So come join us and let’s make our enemies cry in pixelated pain mwahahaha.
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Diamonds & Baby Daddies
awkward responses, baby, communication breakdown, DADDIES, diamonds, difficult conversations, difficult decisions, emotional distress, Family Planning, Fatherhood, Honesty, insensitive remarks, lack of support, Paternity, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, tough situations, unexpected consequences, unexpected news, unplanned pregnancy, unwelcome newsJoin our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about unexpected pregnancies or mysterious baby daddies again! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to come near you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby animals. So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind! -
CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration
asylum seekers, border control, China, Citizens, CraftyCitizens, deportation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Illegal immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant crisis, Migration, political tensions, Threats, trump, undocumented immigrants, USomg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??
so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.