Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.
So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
Join our server and meet other single parents looking for love. No need to Google your potential dates here – we guarantee they’re all creep-free and ready to mingle!
Forget about red flags and lies, on our server, everyone is as genuine as a diamond pickaxe. And if someone does try to pull a fast one on you, just block them with the click of a button – no need for awkward confrontations!
So come on down to our Minecraft dating paradise and find your perfect blocky match. Who needs real life dating when you can find love in the virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to online dating nightmares!
On our server, you can create your own rules and invite your boyfriend over without any interference. No need to call the police on your parents here, unless they try to grief your epic builds!
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you in-game, where the only debt you’ll have to worry about is how many diamonds you owe your friends for that sweet gear upgrade!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton! So come on, join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Remember, on our server, anything is possible, even unfucking someone you’ve previously fucked.
join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build the most insane creations you’ve ever seen. ursula promises to personally ban anyone who doesn’t bring their A-game and will even host a weekly dance party in the nether.
come join us and be a part of the most exclusive minecraft server in the world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe ursula’s iron fist of justice). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
not only that, but she’s also promised to build a giant statue of herself made entirely out of emeralds in the spawn area.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, then get this – she’s also hired a team of professional builders to create a replica of the entire european union in the server.
so, like, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever created. ursula von der leyen approves this message.
imagine this: u start off in a world where everything is made of candy and u ride around on unicorns shooting rainbows out of ur hands. sounds amazing, right? well, on our server, that’s just a regular tuesday.
we’ve got mini-games that will blow ur mind, like “sheep rodeo” where u have to ride a sheep through an obstacle course while dodging flying pigs. and don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead u to hidden chests filled with diamonds and gold.
plus, our community is lit af. u’ll meet all kinds of characters, from a talking parrot who knows all the best gossip to a ninja turtle who gives out free hugs. trust me, once u join our server, u’ll never wanna leave.
so why waste ur time doomscrolling when u could be having the time of ur life on our server? join us now and let the good times roll!