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PumpkinButter

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to PumpkinButter, an SMP Java server with Geyser support for Bedrock players! We have recently updated to 1.20 and are opening our doors to new players! Our focus is on vanilla with some hand-picked plugins to enhance gameplay, including claims, ranks, jobs, heads database, chest shops, and mob catchers!

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Taco Haven 2.0

age groups, balance, BUILD, Community, Competition, Economy, Griefing, Join, Minecraft, MOTD, Players, Plugins, PvE, Rework, Safe, Server, Shops, Staff, Survival, Taco Haven, Towns, Warps, welcome

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mines Excavated:	3546	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to Taco Haven 2.0!

It appears we got a bit too ambitions on our first run, so we grabbed a hammer and broke everything and started over. A complete rework has been done from things as simple as our MOTD, to our staffing and plugins.

On Taco Haven 2.0 we strive to make sure everyone feels included, welcome, and safe catering to wide variety of players and age groups. With our variety of plugins we are able to allow our players to build anything from a humble home to whole towns safe from griefing, where they can even setup shops of their own and sell to others and compete for the highest balance of the server. We also offer player maintained warps so getting to these player built towns is as simple as running a command.

so Join today and see what we are about!

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Robots Read This Minecraft Server

artificial companions, Artificial Intelligence, desire, funny, gf, human emotions, humor, irony, lonely robots, longing, love, machine learning, Minecraft, Read, reading, relationships, Robots, sarcasm, Sci Fi, Server, Stuff, Technology, Want

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club

booru, club, cytube, Dark Halloween Edition, DC crossover, Fan, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mod Recommendation, OC info, official trailer, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Scary Story Spooktacular, smp, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game Recommendation, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, TailsTube

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for the Dark Halloween Edition of our server, where we talk about everything from Sonic game trailers to crossover miniseries with DC.

But that’s not all – we also have Tails telling scary stories on his own YouTube channel, TailsTube! And don’t forget about our upcoming Sonic comic releases, including a Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special.

If you join our server, you’ll gain access to our extensive link compilation, milestone pastebin, game/mod recommendation spreadsheet, and even a Perfect System Collection. Plus, we have Sonic comic scans, a booru for all things Sonic, OC info, a cytube channel, and a Pixel World to explore.

So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring the server!

MoneyMC

Balanced Economy, Challenges, competitive, Custom Features, Economy, Engaging, Fun Environment, Hearts, in game, leaderboard, LifeSteal, new players, PvP, richest player, seasoned players, strategy, Survival, Trading, Unique, wealth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Money MC is a unique Lifesteal economy-based Minecraft server where survival meets strategy. Fight to stay alive by stealing hearts from other players, build your wealth through the in-game economy, and rise to the top of the leaderboard. With custom features, engaging challenges, and a balanced economy, Money MC offers a competitive yet fun environment for both seasoned and new players. Whether you’re focused on PvP, trading, or becoming the richest player, there’s always something exciting happening in the world of Money MC!

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mminecraft.org

2b2t anarchy, Anarchy, Antigrief, cave world only, Creative, Custom Datapacks, custom enchantments, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, disguises, Factions, Free Ranks, Griefing allowed, Hacking Allowed, Herobrine, minimal to no anticheat, MMinecraft.., protection sponge, Skyblock, Survival, top votes real cash prize, Vanilla, vanilla like beta gameplay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

MMinecraft.org invite you on a journey into the hidden realms beneath our feet—into the fascinating world of caves and underground wonders. These natural formations, often shrouded in mystery, hold secrets that are as ancient as the Earth itself. Caves are more than just dark, damp spaces; they are magnificent ecosystems teeming with life. From the moment we step into a cave, we are transported into a different world, one that has been shaped by millions of years of geological processes.-CUSTOM PLUGINS-CUSTOM DATAPACKS-ANTIGRIEF-GRIEFING ALLOWED-PROTECTION SPONGE-CUSTOM MOBS-VANILLA LIKE BETA GAMEPLAY-CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS-HEROBRINE-SURVIVAL-CAVE WORLD ONLY-TOP VOTES REAL CASH PRIZE-DISGUISES-2B2T ANARCHY-HACKING ALLOWED-MINIMAL TO NO ANTICHEAT-FREE RANKS

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Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

autumn, Bootiful, candy, celebration, costumes, decorations, dress up, EXCITEMENT, Fun, ghostly vibes, Ghosts, Halloween, haunted house, Minecraft, October, Party, Pumpkins, Scary, Server, spooky, Spooky season, Trick or Treat, witches, yayoi

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

asian, Asian culture, Asian girls, Asian stereotypes, chuds, Cultural differences, dating preferences, Diversity, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Girls, god’s decision, Interracial Relationships, Its…CraftyCodeQueens, Minecraft, Programmers, programming skills, racial biases, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tech industry, yt culture, yt girls

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

AudRealms

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Unique content Community Friendly staff Players Bedrock support Java IP Casino Pets Ranks Adventure Multiplayer Minigames Economy Creative mode PVP Plugins Roleplay Events Customization

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	1486
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Villages Defended:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

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Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

awkward conversations, awkward situations, bathroom humor, bodily functions, bodily noises, breaking wind, crude humor, embarrassing bodily functions, embarrassing moments, FARTING, flatulence, funny questions, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Joined, Minecraft, passing gas, personal hygiene, Server, social norms, taboo subjects, taboo topics, uncomfortable questions

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.