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CraftyUkrainianFun

border disputes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianFun, cross-border incidents, Damage, eastern europe, escalation, factory fire, Governors, Injuries, international relations, military actions, political turmoil, Russian border regions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial integrity, Ukrainian attacks, wound six

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!

AlienSyncCraft

advanced civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, AlienSyncCraft, Alternate Realities, Communication, cosmic mysteries, extraterrestrial life, frequencies, intergalactic travel, interstellar communication, outer space, parallel universes, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, Technology, time dilation, time perception, unknown beings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	8842	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, for realz, these aliens are all up in our world, messin’ with our frequencies and stuff. they got transmitters and we got receivers and it’s all outta whack, man. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on dis server. come join us and see if u can communicate with the extraterrestrial homies. who knows, maybe they’ll teach u how to build a spaceship outta blocks or somethin’. so come on, join da madness and let’s get weird with dem aliens, yo!

Smelly SMP: No Resets, Lots of Fun, and a Slight Chance of Whiffy Shenanigans!

1.20.1, Bloodshed, borderlands, chance, custom origins, Discord, Fun, Griefing, java, killing, Lots, Minecraft, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, peace and love, Performance, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Shenanigans, slight, Smelly, smp, stealing, Stinky SMP, Whiffy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Mod	Origins mod with 61 custom origins

FAQs:

1. Can I appeal punishments?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.

2. Is the server reset often?

No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.

4. How is player vs player interaction handled?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.

5. How many custom origins are available?

There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.

6. Where can I find more information about the server?

Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

SquidInk Minecraft Server

Anime, Community, COSPLAY, cute, FANART, Fandom, fellow, Gaming, hello, ink, inkcels, Inkling, inktober, inkv/a/de, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, splatoon, squid girl, SquidInk, tentacles

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Ahoy there, landlubbers and ink-squirters! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas! Join us on our server, where you can unleash your inner squid girl and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!

But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!

HotDiggityCraft Minecraft Server

aegon, Aegon the Conqueror, dragons, Drama, FANTASY, fire and blood, game of thrones, George R.R. Martin, HBO, HotDiggityCraft, House of the Dragon, house targaryen, Iron Throne, long night, Minecraft, prequel, Server, seven kingdoms, targaryen, TV series, valyria, westeros, Winterfell

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Void Armor Forged:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

NoBrosAllowedMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother-in-law, Communication Issues, coping with addiction, drug abuse, drug addiction, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, Family Support, NoBrosAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, substance abuse, tough love, uncomfortable living situation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Farms Harvested:	228
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother-in-law on a drug-induced trip? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality just like my brother-in-law did. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.

With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, DATING, dating red flags, deal breakers, Minecraft, red flag behaviors, red flag checklist, red flag indicators, red flag signals, red flag signs, red flag warning signs, red flags, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, Relationship Red Flags, relationships, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy patterns, warning signs

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft dating scene? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll only find players with hearts of gold (or at least diamond). Our server is like a virtual dating paradise, where you can build your dream love nest with your special someone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its soulmate here. So why settle for less when you can find true love on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe right on happiness!

PixelPet Paradise

dream pet, exotic pet, fantasy pet, ideal pet, luxury pet, Paradise, perfect pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet choice, pet companionship., pet desires, pet dreams, pet expenses, pet fantasy, pet goals, pet happiness, pet love, pet ownership, pet wishlist, PixelPet, unlimited resources

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Potions Brewed:	156	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old pets like dogs and cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can have ANY pet you can dream of! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet unicorn that farts rainbows? We got you covered. Join our server and let your imagination run wild with the craziest pets you can think of! Who needs a regular old dog when you can have a pet that can fly you to the moon and back? Join now and start your epic pet collection journey!

NukeCraft: Make UK Great Again!

controversial statement, current events, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign policy, global politics, Great, headline, international relations, islamist, News, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, running mate, SECURITY, Terrorism, trump, uk, United Kingdom, united states

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is upside down and backwards, just like this headline! we got pigs flying and creepers dancing, it’s a total wacky world out there. and get this, our main quest is to turn the UK into the first Islamist country with nuclear weapons in minecraft! like, how crazy is that?! join us for some explosive fun and political intrigue, you won’t regret it!

BayesianCraft: Incubation Estimation

Bayesian approach, BayesianCraft, data accuracy, data analysis, data collection, data interpretation, data precision, data processing, data reliability, data visualization, estimate, estimation, Incubation, incubation times, new approach, observed data, research applications, research findings, research implications, research methodology, research outcomes, researchers, statistical modeling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	493	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where the chickens lay diamond eggs and the pigs can fly. But wait, there’s more! The zombies are actually friendly and will help you build your dream castle. And get this, every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

But that’s not even the best part. The researchers on this server have developed a new Bayesian approach to estimate incubation times based on coarsely observed data. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds super fancy and important, so you know this server is legit.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends.