Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.
So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Our IP: mc.smitegame.io
Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame
The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4
You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4
Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).
The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).
Come in and see everything with your own eyes!
mc.smitegame.io
| Welcome to HardcoreSMP |
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| Founded: 2011 |
| Difficulty: Hardcore |
| Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC |
HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?
| Question | Answer |
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| What is HardcoreSMP? | HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC. |
| Is PvP allowed? | Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server. |
| Can players team up? | Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival. |
| Are cheats/hacks allowed? | No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server. |
| What happens if a player dies? | Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect. |
| Are there additional worlds? | Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing. |
Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!
We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.
So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!