Experience the thrill of building your own world while dodging hairy beef monsters lurking in the shadows!
Unleash your creativity and build a monument to the unwashed fembot roast beef that will leave players questioning their sanity!
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a server crazier than my taste in Discord dates!
Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.
Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing creepers, a DJ skeleton spinning discs, and a group of villagers doing the cha-cha slide. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with Pigmen.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Just watch out for the lava pit at the end – it’s a real doozy!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons wear top hats and zombies breakdance? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the fun – we promise you won’t regret it!
| Server Type | Near Vanilla Java Minecraft survival multiplayer |
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| Key Features | Custom island, Colony system, Custom-built world, Custom Villager Traders, Active Community, Protection, Dynmap |
Mayflower SMP is a near Vanilla Java Minecraft survival multiplayer server with a unique custom island, where players can establish their own colonies, trade resources, and form alliances. Engage in roleplay within a dynamic, evolving world while enjoying the protection of GriefPrevention to keep your builds safe from unwanted damage. Use the Dynmap to view the real-time map of the world and track your progress.
🔗 Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/U7GZttFGrg
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by entering the server IP address in the Minecraft multiplayer section. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together. |
| How can I protect my builds from other players? | You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to claim and protect your land, preventing others from modifying it. |
Join our server and experience the joy of running and spinning like Annie, without anyone judging you or whispering behind your back. Our community is all about acceptance and having fun in your own way, just like Annie enjoys her toddler class in her own unique way.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you can be yourself and embrace your quirks without fear of judgment. Plus, who wouldn’t want to run around humming and enjoying the virtual world like Annie does in her toddler class? Come join us and let your inner Annie shine!
Join our server for the chance to become the ultimate prison hustler. Build your empire from the ground up, selling dirt blocks for diamonds and trading with other players for rare items like enchanted golden carrots. But be careful, because the guards are actually zombie pigmen in disguise and they will not hesitate to steal your loot!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps that will test your parkour skills to the max. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine obsidian in one hit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server today and start your journey to becoming the master of the prison hustle! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Bye!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining for diamonds while wearing a bald eagle costume, and participating in epic potato sack races. Our community is full of friendly players who love to chat about all things American, from apple pie to baseball to conspiracy theories about Area 51.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and chaotic as American norms, come join us! Who knows, you might even spot Bigfoot roaming the virtual forests or stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with treasure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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| Server Name | Obsidian Peak |
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| IP Address (Java) | play.obsidianpeak.xyz |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/viibe |
Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate SMP gaming experience! We have a range of quality of life improvements that will make your survival adventure easier and more enjoyable, but won’t sully the purity of a survival experience, such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp.
Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. So whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.
We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. We value your feedback and assistance in improving our server and continuously making a better experience for everyone.
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server from any platform? | Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, so you can play with your friends anytime, anywhere, from almost any platform! |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we have a player-driven economy system, land claim to prevent griefing, shareable warps for shops and builds, and Discord events and community nights. |
| How can I become a staff member? | We are currently looking for new staff members. If you are interested, please reach out to us on Discord. |
On our server, you can finally experience love and relationships, even if it’s just with a pixelated block person.
Who needs real-life experience when you can build a virtual family and have virtual children in Minecraft?
Don’t be like those losers who can’t even get a date, join our server and live out your wildest romantic fantasies!
Experience the joy of marriage and parenthood in the safety of our Minecraft world, where everyone is a winner in love!
Join us for some blocky adventures and leave all your relationship troubles behind. Who needs a boyfriend who says he’s too busy studying but then goes out partying with friends? Not you, that’s for sure!
On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and no one can tell you that they don’t have time for you. Build a castle, explore dungeons, and make new friends who will always be there for you, unlike your unreliable boyfriend.
So come on over and join our server for some fun, laughs, and a drama-free zone. Who needs a neglectful boyfriend when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a better future together!