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  • Hairless Pixel Pals

    Hairless Pixel Pals

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

    we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

    but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

    so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Smooth Skin Society Minecraft SMP

    Smooth Skin Society Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where hairless Asian twinks are the white man’s Achilles heel! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive species of Minecraft player – the hairless Asian twink. These mystical creatures roam the land, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You never know when one might sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for the hairless Asian twinks are not the only reason to join our server. We also have a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim your rightful reward?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just watch out for those hairless Asian twinks – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

    TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LoveSongLover Minecraft SMP

    LoveSongLover Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots as rewards for completing challenges. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure waiting to happen, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TikTokGone LOLcraft

    TikTokGone LOLcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where TikTok suddenly vanished into thin air, leaving millions of Gen Z-ers with nothing to do but stare at their walls. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can dance, lip-sync, and create all the cringy content your heart desires. Who needs TikTok when you can build your own virtual empire and become the next Minecraft sensation? Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Charli D’Amelio haunts our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards. So say goodbye to TikTok and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GazaRocket Minecraft Server

    GazaRocket Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will blow ur mind like a rocket fired from gaza! except, instead of landin in israel, it lands inside da strip and kills a teen. but dont worry, no teens will be harmed in dis server, only ur boredom will be destroyed! join now for da craziest adventures and epic builds dat will make u go WOAH! #minecraftgoals #rocketlanded #teenkiller #joinnow

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ZelenskiyCraft – Peace Negotiator

    ZelenskiyCraft – Peace Negotiator

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how macron is all like, only zelenskiy can make peace for ukraine? well, on this server, only u can make peace with the creepers and zombies! join us for a wild ride of epic battles and crazy adventures! who needs macron when u can be the hero of ur own minecraft world? come join us and show those mobs who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZebraCraft – Hear the Hoofbeats

    ZebraCraft – Hear the Hoofbeats

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to ride a zebra in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got zebras, unicorns, and even flying pigs! yea, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS!

    join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden carrot, rumored to give u superpowers like shooting lasers from ur eyes and making ur enemies explode into confetti.

    we also have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show, where u can dress up ur llama in the most ridiculous outfits u can imagine.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and zebras are just the beginning. remember, sometimes hearing hoofbeats means zebras.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tasteless Survival Land

    Tasteless Survival Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, if you wanna avoid early death and keep enjoying dem salty and sour foods, you gotta join dis Minecraft server! We got all da flavors you need to keep ya taste buds poppin’! Our players have a 47% higher chance of survivin’ in dis crazy virtual world, so come join us and taste da sweet (or salty) taste of victory! Don’t let your taste buds die before their time, come join us and live on forever in Minecraft land!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Harvest SMP

    Harvest SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Harvest SMP!

    We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

    Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

    Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.

    We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!

    Our main focus this season will be togetherness. In previous seasons we had no world border meaning you could build anywhere. In our end of season survey, one of the biggest issues we felt as a community was that everyone was too far away. So this season we will be on one single continent using the Continents datapack, with a world border that will occasionally expand to reveal more continents.

    A lot of our player base is in their mid 20s, but we have players in their 50s and older as well. Everyone is welcome here!

    Features

    Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks and plug-ins have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat plug-ins to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.

    A bonus to this season is the use of a biome datapack. It slightly overhauls the biomes in the game giving us a closer experience to what Mojang had teased with its’ wild update. We are using the Blooming Bioshpere datapack for this. https://modrinth.com/datapack/blooming-biosphere

    We also have a creative dimension!

    We plan on having a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hang out and have fun.

    Whitelist

    We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining. In general, this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process. https://discord.gg/kyakKhC2

    Again, this server is very relaxed, there will be times with no events though we will try to have them as often as we can. The entire mod team works full time, but we try to be here as much as we can for all of you!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an age restriction for joining Harvest SMP? Yes, this is an 18+ server.
    Do I need to apply to join Harvest SMP? Yes, all players need to fill out an application in our Discord.
    Can I build anywhere on the server? This season we are on one single continent with occasional expansions, so your building space will be limited to that continent.
    Are there community events on Harvest SMP? We try to have events as often as we can, but there may be times with no scheduled events.
    What kind of experience level do I need to join Harvest SMP? All experience levels are welcome, whether you are a seasoned player or new to the game.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP