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  • ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

    ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

    Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

    Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

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  • DoggyDollarsNotToday

    DoggyDollarsNotToday
    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your siblings for not paying for your family dog’s routine vaccines? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole pack of virtual dogs that you can take care of without any financial obligations! Join us and show off your virtual pet parenting skills without breaking the bank.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly dog who only appears to players who refuse to pay for routine shots. Will you be brave enough to face this spectral pooch and earn its respect? Join now and find out!

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  • Blocky Barber Shop

    Blocky Barber Shop
    Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like they just rolled out of bed? Well, on our server, we have a virtual barber shop where you can get a fresh new haircut every day! That’s right, no more pixelated bedhead for you!

    But that’s not all – our barber shop is run by a team of zombie pigmen who have been trained in the latest hair styling techniques. Trust us, you’ve never seen a fade like the one they can give you.

    So come join our server and get ready to slay both mobs and bad hair days!

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  • Insults Drive GDP Haircuts

    Insults Drive GDP Haircuts
    So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

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  • BarberceptionCraft

    BarberceptionCraft
    yo, dis server be lit like a creeper on a hot summer day. imagine dis, your barber also has a barber. like, what even bro? come join us and experience the madness of a barberception.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that can do the macarena. not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft. you ain’t seen nothin’ until you’ve witnessed a villager rave.

    oh, and did we mention our diamond ore spawns are off the charts? you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, my dude. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even your barber having a barber.

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  • HaircutCraft

    HaircutCraft
    So, like, you know, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block, then you gotta join our server, man! We got llamas that can breakdance, creepers that tell jokes, and villagers that do interpretive dance. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have a special power that lets you mine blocks with just a wink.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

    So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Winborn SMP. A Geopolitical SMP where nations are formed over who has the best sheep haircuts.

    Winborn SMP. A Geopolitical SMP where nations are formed over who has the best sheep haircuts.
    Server NameWinborn SMP
    Server TypeMinecraft Survival Multiplayer
    Server WebsiteJoin our Discord for more information!

    FAQ

    What is Winborn SMP?

    Winborn SMP is a Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players can build and explore in a community-driven environment.

    How can I join the server?

    To join Winborn SMP, please join our Discord server for more information on how to access the server.

    What can I do on Winborn SMP?

    Players on Winborn SMP can engage in activities such as farming, building, exploring, and participating in wars with other players.

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Griefing is not allowed on Winborn SMP. We want to foster a positive and collaborative community for all players.

    Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

    Can I invite my friends to join Winborn SMP?

    Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Winborn SMP. The more, the merrier!

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