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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	107	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mines Excavated:	4587	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Items Found:	1845

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

104.234.224.212:25729

ArcticChill Minecraft Server

ArcticChill, bitter cold, bone-chilling, bundle up, chilly, cold, cold snap, cold weather, Freezing, Frigid, Frostbite, frosty, Harsh, help needed, hypothermia, ICY, Minecraft, Server, Shivering, subzero temperatures, Winter, winter blues, winter chill

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

JunkDrawerCraft

cleaning up, clutter, decluttering, hoarding tendencies, home organization, household items, junk collection, junk drawer, junk drawer essentials, JunkDrawerCraft, knick knacks, messy drawer, Minimalism, miscellaneous items, odds and ends, organization, organizing chaos, random objects, sorting through junk, storage solutions, tidying up

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	140
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Emeralds Found:	4064	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

BoomerBlastMC

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got BOOMERS running wild and causing chaos! These Boomers ain’t like ur regular old folks, they be out here griefing and trolling like there’s no tomorrow. But hey, that’s what makes our server so lit!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle, when suddenly a group of Boomers roll up in their wheelchairs and start TNT-ing everything in sight. It’s a total mayhem, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground Boomer fight club where these oldies duke it out in epic battles. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Boomer take down a creeper with nothing but a cane and some denture cream.

So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring some earplugs, ’cause these Boomers can get pretty rowdy!

KullGames – All The Mods 9

Adventure, atm star, Challenges, civility, Community, Crafting, creativity, Economy, epic bosses., FTB, gameplay experiences, Gregstar, Griefing, innovation, Modded minecraft, Mods, Quests, Respect, rules, server operations, Survival, tradition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3604	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5589
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Join the Adventure on KullGames’ ATM9 Server!

Dive into the expansive world of All The Mods 9 where innovation meets tradition. With over 400 mods, our server offers a rich tapestry of gameplay experiences, from intense quests to crafting challenges, culminating in the elusive crafting of the ATM Star. Do you have what it takes to conquer the Gregstar?

Rules:

Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations. Whether you’re looking to craft your first ATM Star, take on epic bosses, or simply enjoy a community where creativity thrives, KullGames’ ATM9 is your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience!

atm9.kull.games

Arcano Network

Adventure, Arcano Network, Challenges, Cross-Play, Earth, Events, Fun, Minecraft, Prizes, PvE, PvP, rare items, Resources, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7189	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	3673	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Get ready to immerse yourself in exciting challenges, unique events and lots of fun as we compete for exclusive prizes. From rare items to valuable resources, there’s something for everyone! Don’t miss the opportunity to join this adventure full of prizes and fun! See you there!

play.dexusland.net

EpicPvP Battles Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the fights are predictable and lack excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a battle royale between Mohg, Radahn, and Miquella, where every attack is doubled! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy combination of moves will come next. Join our server for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!