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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Towns Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	5922
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

GeneticLotteryWinLose

biology, chance, Dna, Evolution, family history, fate, genetic diversity, genetic factors, genetic lottery, genetic makeup, genetic testing, genetic variation, GeneticLotteryWinLose, genetics, health, heredity, Inheritance, LUCK, predisposition, randomness, Traits

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to win and lose the genetic lottery all at once? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being born with the ability to fly, but also having a constant urge to break out into spontaneous dance parties every 5 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the laws of genetics are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected.

TroopShortageCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, military preparedness, military recruitment, military training, new draft, russian military, Russian troops, security risk, troop deployment, troop shortage, TroopShortageCraft, Ukraine’s incursion, Ukrainian crisis

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! 😂🔥🚀

WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮

COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖

PixelRobbery: BlurryBandits

BlurryBandits, CCTV, crime, criminal, criminal justice, Evidence, footage, Identification, identified, investigation, law enforcement, low quality., PixelRobbery, Police, quickly, robbery, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspect identification, suspects, Technology, video analysis

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can rob other players and get away with it? well, u found the right place! our server is so chaotic that even the cops can’t catch u! we have top-notch security cameras that only show blurry footage so u can easily get away with ur crimes. join now and become the ultimate master thief in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can hide all ur stolen diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret joining this server, unless u get caught by the pixelated police, of course.

JudgementCraft: Don’t Judge a Block by its Cover

appearance bias, appearance judgments, Appearances, BLOCK, brain activity, brain regions, Cognitive science, cover, dont, facial judgements, facial perception, facial recognition, facial trust, Human Behavior, judge, judgement, JudgementCraft, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, social cognition, social judgements, social reasoning, societal norms, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mines Excavated:	2068	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lol you ever wonder why we judge people based on how they look? well, on this server, we don’t judge! we embrace all faces, even the ones that look like they were built in minecraft! researchers have found that our brains are wired to make judgements based on appearances, but not here! on our server, we only judge based on how epic your builds are! so come join us and show off your blocky beauty! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Ruby Tuesday: Where Villagers Have Fancy Taste in Modded Civilization

ADMIN, ant mobs, bedrock, better minecraft mod, Civilization, Creative mode, Dev, Disaster Dimension, Fancy, Forge, GOD, Hacks, INFORMATION, java, kernel panic, lag machine, macbook air, macOS Sonoma, Minecraft, Modded, Netherite portal, OWNER, restart, ruby, rules, Server, SERVER HOST, simulation, survival mode, Taste, Tnt, Trees, TUESDAY, villagers, Wrath

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Civilization of the Rubies Minecraft Server

Server Name	Civilization of the Rubies
Server Type	Minecraft
Rules	NO LAG MACHINES NO HACK CLIENTS Self-hosted server Admin player: Dev Avoid Disaster Dimension portal Encouraged to build civilization Install Better Minecraft mod (Forge 1.20.1)
Server IP	shard-7924.ownserver.kumassy.com:14164
Mod Link	https://github.com/PearComputer/pastaOS-Resources/raw/main/bettermc-1.20.1-forge.jar

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the goal of the Civilization of the Rubies server?

A: The goal is to simulate civilization. Players can decide how to shape the civilization on the server.

Q: Who is the admin of the server?

A: The admin and owner of the server is the player named Dev.

Q: Are lag machines allowed on the server?

A: No, the use of lag machines is prohibited and may result in consequences.

Q: Can players use hack clients on the server?

A: No, hack clients are not allowed and may result in consequences.

Q: Is there a specific mod required to play on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to install the Better Minecraft mod for Forge 1.20.1.

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

American, area codes, Calling, Canada, Canadian, Communication, country codes, cross-border calls, dialing, international calls, long distance, MapleCraft, Minecraft, North America, phone calls, phone country code, phone etiquette, phone numbers, phone systems, phone verification, Server, telecommunication, US

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8488	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of confusing phone country codes between Canada and the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that translates phone numbers into Minecraft coordinates! Now you can easily call your American and Canadian friends without any mix-ups!

Join our server today and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where phone numbers are just a set of coordinates away. Who knew that dialing a number could lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds? Only on our server!

So why wait? Join now and let the adventures begin! Just be careful not to accidentally call the Ender Dragon instead of your best friend. Trust us, that’s a long-distance call you don’t want to make!

GeneticDiscipline Minecraft SMP

Behavior, discipline, discipline genetics, discipline genetics study, discipline habits, discipline patterns., family influence, Genetic, genetic behavior, genetic discipline, genetic factors, genetic influences, genetic predisposition, GeneticDiscipline, genetics, Hereditary, inherited traits, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, personality traits, self-control, smp, upbringing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is just running around like headless chickens? Well, look no further because on our server, discipline is genetic! That’s right, our players are born with an innate sense of order and organization.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who have been training since birth to be the ultimate Minecraft warriors. Our players don’t just build houses, they build entire civilizations with intricate political systems and economic structures.

But beware, if you don’t have the discipline gene, you might find yourself lost in a world where chaos reigns supreme. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where discipline is more than just a trait, it’s a way of life.

VanishingJobsMC SMP

10. Robotics, 11. Innovation, 12. Digital transformation, 13. Job security, 14. Evolving industries, 15. Technological advancements, 16. Obsolete jobs, 17. Changing workforce, 18. Skillset, 19. Labor market, 2. Disappear, 20. Long-term trends., 3. Future, 4. technology, 5. Automation, 6. Job market, 7. Career, 8. Workforce, 9. Artificial intelligence, Professions, smp, VanishingJobsMC

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	991
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Potions Brewed:	186
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old professions like accountants and lawyers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we predict that in 5-10 years, professions like chicken wranglers and lava divers will be all the rage! Imagine the thrill of wrangling chickens in a pixelated world or diving into pools of lava to collect rare resources. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be ahead of the curve and join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary chicken whisperer or lava diving champion!

BlockyBash: OVERRATED!

BlockyBash, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity endorsements, celebrity news, celebrity scandals, celebrity status, controversial, criticism, Entertainment, Fame, fan base, gossip, Hollywood, Media, Overrated, overrated celebrity, pop culture, public opinion, scrutiny, social media, trending

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	284	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dropping by for a party!

We have legendary events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and angry Endermen. And don’t even get me started on our weekly llama races – these furry creatures are faster than you think!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most overrated celebrity in Minecraft – Steve! That’s right, he may be just a blocky dude with a pickaxe, but he’s got more drama than a soap opera. Join our server and you might just catch him building a secret diamond castle or getting into a fight with a zombie horde.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

ZombieCraftUSA

American society, apocalyptic scenario, Chaos, Defense, disaster response, emergency preparedness, end of civilization., firearms, Government failure, gun control, lawlessness, post apocalyptic world, Safety, self defense, societal breakdown, Survival, Survival Tactics, united states, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieCraftUSA

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you wanna survive the zombie apocalypse, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz on this server, we got the craziest gun control laws in all of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your base, minding your own business, when suddenly, a horde of zombies comes knockin’ on your door. But guess what? You ain’t gotta worry, cuz we got guns for days! Blast those zombies back to the Nether with our insane arsenal of weapons.

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, we got special zombie bosses that drop epic loot when you defeat ’em. Imagine takin’ down a giant zombie with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! It’s like a freakin’ action movie, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right? Let’s get this party started!