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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Farms Harvested:	686	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Animals Bred:	150	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

Panda Stem Cell Party

animal conservation, Biodiversity, breeding, Cell, cell differentiation, cell manipulation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, giant panda, Panda, Party, regenerative medicine, reproductive technology, researchers, scientists, skin cells, species preservation, species sustainability, STEM, stem cells, wildlife preservation, Wildlife research

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported into a world where giant pandas are like, the rulers. they’re everywhere, just chillin and eatin bamboo like there’s no tomorrow.

but get this, the scientists on this server have figured out how to turn giant panda skin cells into stem cells. stem cells, dude. you know, the ones that can become any kind of cell in the body? yeah, those ones.

now, why would you wanna join this server, you ask? well, imagine being able to breed more giant pandas with these super special stem cells. you could have an army of giant pandas at your disposal, ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come your way.

so, if you’re into pandas, science, and all things epic, then you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to create the ultimate giant panda army and rule the server with bamboo in hand.

CrypticBeds

Bedwars, cracked clients, CrypticBeds, Gamemodes, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, premium clients, PvP, Server, unique experience

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

CrypticBeds is a BedWars server where both premium and cracked clients can play and enjoy. This server offers a unique experience, with many new gamemodes coming soon.

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Join SupernaLuna2.0 for a lunar-tic time on this Semi-Vanilla server running Java 1.21!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Buildings Constructed:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Season	Season 2
Launch Date	07/06/24
IP Address	Play.Supernaluna.Com

Greetings from the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for new players to embark on epic journeys with us. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an avid explorer, or just like to hang out, our server has something for everyone.

Visit Discord: https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps for various community things
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
Consensual PvP
No x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on discord.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server!
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please refer to the Important Rules section above for our server rules.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We have various plugins including McMMO, Economy, Jobs, and more. For a full list, visit our Discord server.
Can I contact someone for help?	You can contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord for any questions or assistance.

Honorary Med Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5561

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become an honorary /med/ member of the Black Sea countries! Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #2896

#union raid, Android, cd keys, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, jinx player, Leona: Zoo Keeper, Minecraft, miranda thief of justice, Modernia, new players, Nikke Codes, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, PHANTOM THIEF VS DETECTIVE, quency escape queen, red hood poll costume, Rewards, rouge, smp, Special Recruit, tove baseball fan, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane events and outrageous costumes.

Are you ready to face off against the JINX PLAYER and the NONSENSE RED in a battle for the ages? Or how about teaming up for the Union Raid and taking down enemies like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Co-Op: Modernia event where you’ll navigate through a modern world filled with surprises. And don’t miss out on the upcoming Phantom Thief VS Detective showdown – the drama is real, folks!

Join now and recruit characters like Rouge and Quency: Escape Queen to your team. And keep an eye out for special recruits like Phantom, who will bring even more chaos to the SMP.

Need a new look? Check out our Costume Passes, including Leona’s Zoo Keeper outfit and Miranda’s Thief of Justice ensemble. And don’t forget to login for Tove’s Baseball Fan costume – because who doesn’t want to look stylish while playing Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together.

NoKidsAllowedWedding

adult-focused celebration, child-free wedding, childcare challenges, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, NoKidsAllowedWedding, sibling conflict, Wedding celebration, wedding ceremony, wedding day boundaries, wedding day decisions, wedding day preferences, wedding day priorities, wedding etiquette, wedding guest accommodations, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a child-free experience just like this wedding! We understand the struggle of dealing with kids running around and causing chaos, so we’ve created a server where only adults are allowed. No more worrying about toddler meltdowns or crying kids during important moments.

Join us for a relaxed, adult-focused atmosphere where you can build, mine, and explore without any interruptions from little ones. Plus, if anyone threatens not to come because they can’t bring their kids, we’ll just ban them from the server – problem solved!

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing the rules, stick to what you want and enjoy a child-free Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, join us and let’s tear the virtual family apart together!

SurvivingCoIn2021 – Minecraft SMP

Business, Company, Corporation, Endurance, Enduring, Everlasting, exists, historical, Legacy, Longevity, Minecraft, perseverance, persistence, remarkable, resilience, smp, Surprising, Surviving, SurvivingCoIn2021, Today, UNBELIEVABLE, uncommon, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of the most epic survival adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the founder of our server is actually a retired Minecraft developer who once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that rained down golden carrots on all the players. True story!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the last surviving colony of zombie villagers who have learned how to breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PieCraftFunLand

Apple Pie, banana cream pie, blackberry pie, blueberry pie, cherry pie, chocolate pie, coconut cream pie, comfort food, favorite dessert, favorite pie, homemade pie, key lime pie, lemon meringue pie, mixed berry pie, peach pie, pecan pie, PieCraftFunLand, pumpkin pie, raspberry pie, strawberry rhubarb pie, sweet treats

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Do you like pie? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole world made out of pie! That’s right, you can mine through layers of cherry, apple, and even pumpkin pie to find hidden treasures and delicious surprises. Plus, our pie-themed mobs are a hoot – watch out for the Creeper Pie, who explodes into a shower of whipped cream and sprinkles! So come join us and satisfy your sweet tooth while you mine, build, and explore in the most delicious Minecraft server around!

DonbasCowboyCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the admins are like Russian troops taking out US propagandists? It’s wild, man! They call themselves the ‘Donbas Cowboys’ and they don’t mess around. If you wanna join a server that’s got some serious action and drama, this is the place to be. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server run by Russian troops? It’s like a whole new level of intensity, bro. So come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tumor Busters: Vortioxetine Edition

antidepressant, brain cancer, Busters, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell biology, cell-culture dish, drug discovery, drug effectiveness, Edition, Glioblastoma, health science, inexpensive, innovative therapy, market, medical breakthrough, Medical research, pharmaceuticals, researchers, tumor, tumor growth inhibition, tumour cells, Vortioxetine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2756
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also wanna cure cancer at the same time? well, this server is like that! join us and help us cure cancer with vortioxetine, the magical antidepressant that kills tumour cells in glioblastoma! we’re like doctors but in minecraft, saving lives one block at a time! come join the fun and make a difference in the world, one pixel at a time! #minecraftcurescancer #savingliveswithblocks #joinusnow