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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

BlockyLove: Minecraft Matrimony

Autonomy, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Communication, confidentiality, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, Individuality, Intimacy, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Married people, matrimony, Minecraft, Partnership, personal space, privacy, privacy rights, relationship, Respect, RIGHTS, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Farms Harvested:	527	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of your spouse constantly snooping through your Minecraft chests? Join our server and enjoy the ultimate privacy as a married player! Our server has top-of-the-line virtual security measures to keep your diamonds safe from prying eyes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide all your rare loot from your nosy partner. So come join us and experience the freedom of being a married player without all the drama!

TyphoonCraft Server: $1.6B in Fun!

1.6b, Fun, Server, TyphoonCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we create chaos like typhoon yagi but in a virtual world! we’ve got over 400 players from 4 different countries causing $1.6 billion in fun and destruction! build your own virtual empire and watch it get destroyed by our crazy events and mini games. join now and be a part of the madness!

StormyShanghaiCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the storms are so strong, they make Shanghai look like a gentle breeze! we got lightning that strikes every 5 seconds and tornadoes that will blow your mind (literally). China is shooketh by our server’s weather patterns, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now if you dare, but make sure to bring your umbrella and a helmet!

Fair Faces Influence Decisions

Attractive faces, attractiveness, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive processes, Decision making, Decisions, EEG brain wave study, emotional responses, faces, facial attractiveness, fair, fairness decisions, female participants, gender differences, influence, male faces, neural responses, Perception, reactions, social behavior, social interactions, social psychology, unfair proposals, visual stimuli

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Emeralds Found:	1807
Mines Excavated:	1958	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got faces dat make u feel all fair n’ stuff! Our faces are so attractive, dey make u forget all about dem unfair proposals and negative reactions! We did a study wit EEG brain waves and found out dat female participants love our male faces so much, dey just gotta join our server! So come on over and experience da magic of our attractive faces, we promise u won’t regret it! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so what more could u ask for?! Join now and let da fun begin!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops, uSkyblock, and Challenges make money disappear!

admin shops, Bazaars, blocks, cactus farm, Challenges, Chestshops, disappear, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Player Economy, Plugins, Quests, rare items, richest players, Sand farm, Shop, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, uSkyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	100	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Novidium Skyblock Server

Server IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.
Features	Challenges to earn unique items Player-to-player economy with no admin shops Leaderboards for richest players and highest level islands

FAQ

What is the purpose of challenges on Novidium?

Challenges on Novidium are designed to provide players with goals and rewards for completing tasks, such as farming specific items.

How does the player-to-player economy work?

On Novidium, players can sell and trade items with each other by building shops on their own islands. There are no admin shops or central markets on the server.

What are the leaderboards for?

Novidium features leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands. These leaderboards provide long-term goals for players and help them discover new islands and shops.

Is Novidium similar to other skyblock servers?

Novidium takes a unique approach to skyblock, offering a balance between classic skyblock gameplay and modern features. It aims to provide a nostalgic experience while incorporating new elements.

DesireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	New Chunks Explored:	228601
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	194
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for a purpose? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest desires! Join us and experience a world where everyone looks at you with pure desire, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want a piece of your pixelated perfection?

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it’s a place where the blocks are made of pure gold and the diamonds rain from the sky. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn while battling evil mobs with a sword made of rainbow-colored obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that will make you the most powerful player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most desired player in all of Minecraft!

Remember when most anime used to look like this instead of what… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring, modern-day anime? Want to experience the glory days of over-the-top, ridiculous animation styles? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we bring back the old-school anime vibes in pixelated form!

Our server is filled with wacky characters, crazy storylines, and epic battles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From giant robot mechs to magical girls with superpowers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a giant talking cat who only speaks in puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Weebdom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon anime characters to fight by their side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, laughter, and plenty of anime references that will make you question your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

$100KBuilder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchantments Applied:	106
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! Imagine building your dream base with walls made of hundred dollar bills and a roof made of gold bars. Join us and become the richest player on the server by completing insane challenges like building a mansion out of solid gold blocks or creating a roller coaster that runs on actual money.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with even more cash waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate money mogul?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and start your journey to financial domination! Who needs diamonds when you can have stacks on stacks of cash?

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
New Chunks Explored:	390452	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can test their skills in epic poultry combat.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to explore the mystical land of Baconia, where pigs fly and cows shoot laser beams from their eyes. Rumor has it that a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks lies deep within the enchanted forest, guarded by a fearsome army of evil bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this bizarre and hilarious world of Minecraft madness.

ShahedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	74
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, in the first half of September, Russians used over 640 shaheds against Ukraine, but on our server, we have ZERO shaheds cuz we only use creepers to blow stuff up! join now and u can be the creeper king, ruling over all the exploding chaos! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together, creeper style! 🤪🧨💣 #minecraftmadness