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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4862
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

OriginalityIsOverrated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5457	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft SMPs where everyone just copies each other? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We pride ourselves on being the most outrageous and unique SMP out there.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, taming flying pigs, and riding llamas into battle against evil villagers. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT! (Don’t worry, it ended in a spectacular explosion that everyone survived.)

But that’s not all! We also have our own version of the Hunger Games, where players compete to see who can eat the most cake in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our annual “Build a House Upside Down” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon to guard their base.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

MC Sugars

bedrock, Economy, Events, Fly, free, Griefing, java, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Minecraft, Perks, Prohibited, Ranks, Rankup tasks, Sugar tokens, Survival, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

MCSugars is a mostly-vanilla Survival server with Java and Bedrock compatibility. All ranks are completely free through completing rankup tasks and you can’t buy them. Keep inventory is enabled and there are land claim features to protect you builds! Griefing is strictly prohibited. You can buy free perks such as /fly using sugar tokens gained from voting or doing events!

mcsugars.com

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with a rubber chicken sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball helmet that grants you unlimited dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

amazing, China, ChinEase, Chinese, Chinese achievements, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese civilization, Chinese cuisine, Chinese culture appreciation, Chinese customs, chinese heritage, Chinese History, Chinese inventions, chinese language, Chinese people, Chinese society, chinese technology, culture, Minecraft, smp, Traditions

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9168
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Eclipsya

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360

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A unique Survivable server with a fun gaming experience, a balanced economy system, and special and challenging events. A warm and supportive community and dedicated staff are waiting for you to make every moment unforgettable. Enter now and start your adventure!

Eclipsya.reviverealm.net

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	911
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	112

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9045	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Star Shards Collected:	108

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7036
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!