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UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

Alien, alien conspiracy, alien encounters, alien invasion, alien sightings, aliens, Country, cultural impact, Extraterrestrial, foreign invasion, global invasion, intergalactic, international culture, Invasion, invasion movies, invasion of earth, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, Space Invaders, UFO, world invasion

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7903
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! We have aliens from all corners of the galaxy hanging out and discussing international culture. You never know what kind of crazy conversations you’ll walk in on!

Join us for a chance to trade with extraterrestrial beings and learn about their unique customs. Who knows, you might even pick up a few intergalactic recipes along the way!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly out of this world. Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Moscow SMP

athens, belgrade, berlin, Bucharest, budapest, California, Copenhagen, Crafty, Dublin, Florida, georgia, Idaho, iowa, Istanbul, Kansas, kentucky, Lisbon, London, Madrid, Maryland, Minnesota, Montana, Moscow, New Jersey, new york, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, oslo, Paris, Pennsylvania, Prague, Rome, smp, stockholm, texas, vienna, Virginia, Warsaw, West Virginia, Wyoming, Zürich

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our virtual world where cities are named after real-life locations but with a twist. Moscow, Idaho is actually a tropical paradise, Berlin, Maryland is a desert wasteland, and Paris, Texas is a snowy wonderland.

Embark on epic quests to find the hidden treasure in Rome, Florida or battle fierce mobs in Athens, Georgia. Watch out for the mischievous players in Madrid, Iowa who love to prank unsuspecting newcomers. Explore the mysterious dungeons of Lisbon, Ohio or build a towering skyscraper in London, Kentucky.

But beware of the cursed lands of Dublin, Pennsylvania where players have been known to disappear without a trace. Join forces with other players in Stockholm, New Jersey to take down the evil boss mobs that roam the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in this crazy world where anything is possible and every corner holds a new adventure. Can you survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP?

XDko SERVER

ablaze, Awesome rewards, Bedwars, best pvp server, Boxpvp, Creative, Economy, fighter, game modes, Huge box, Items, Join, KitPvP, Kits, LifeSteal, Mini Games, MONEY, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Rewards, Server, stealing, Vote, welcome, XDko server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	650	Alien Abductions:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Hello everyone welcome to my best pvp server and welcome to vote my XDko server. So now You can join my some best game modes such as:

KitPvP: Money, Fighter and more kits ablaze on the kitpvp server.

BOXPVP: Huge box, Economy, PVP and stealing other items and more on my best XDko server. Play and get awesome rewards in my server

XDko.aternos.me:28307

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr4.TexRich.ru

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, Server, vshojo, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	215	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Animals Bred:	76
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer Exotic Snacks Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a team of VShojo vtubers who are just as wild and wacky as the blocks they build with. From Froot, who can build a house faster than you can say “apricot,” to Mouse, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed (literally, she wears a blindfold while playing).

But that’s not all! We have Henya, the genius redstone engineer who once built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky. And don’t even get me started on Haruka, who can tame creepers like they’re her pets.

And if you’re lucky, you might catch Peke yapping away with a pacifier in her mouth and a blankie in hand. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lava pits, but we won’t talk about those). Build, explore, and have a blast with our crazy crew of vtubers. Just remember to ignore the guy with a shit streak on his ass. Trust me, it’s better that way.

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Phase Connect General

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, general, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Divine Spears Created:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane Nasa the Nap Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru as they fight over who has the best fashion sense in the land. And don’t even get me started on the legendary adventures of Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess!

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Remilia Nephys, the Queen of Chaos, or Chisaka Airi, the Chicken Whisperer. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Trashplex Clans

base building, borderlands, Champions, Clans, Epic, Factions, Farming, Fields, Fun, Legendary Weapon, Minecraft, Nether, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Sieges, teamwork, Trashplex, twists, World bosses

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1547
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Team up with your friends and build your own epic base in this Factions meets Champions game mode! Defend your base from would-be raiders and launch epic sieges on your worst enemies! Go out into the Borderlands to hunt down fearsome world bosses in hopes of obtaining a powerful Legendary Weapon, or venture into Nether or Fields and farm for valuable resources. Play the game how you want and enjoy the similar Factions style gameplay with several fun and awesome twists!

us.trashplex.com

Quality Minecraft Server

bugs, controversy, CP77, criticism, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, Disappointment, dystopian, Expectations, futuristic, Gaming, glitches, Life, Minecraft, Quality, Reality, Server, Setting, society, Technology, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	47260	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old dystopian settings in games like Cyberpunk 2077? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a truly outrageous dystopian experience that will make you question your sanity!

Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	138
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with shiny gems. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s see who can survive the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

Bg-KoKa Junior High School

admins, Adventure, BG-KoKa, BUILD, Challenges, Community, creations, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, junior high school, landscape, Minecraft, Mining, player-driven, PvP, Resources, Server, smp, supportive, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

The [BG-KoKa] SMP Server offers an immersive and exciting survival experience for players of all levels. This server combines a welcoming community with a rich world full of adventure and challenges. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or a newcomer, you’ll find a place to thrive here. Explore vast landscapes, mine resources, and build your dream creations in a thriving, player-driven world. The server features a friendly, supportive community, active admins, and regular events to keep the gameplay fresh and fun. Join us on mc.bg-koka.com:25565, where survival isn’t just about surviving — it’s about thriving together!

mc.bg-koka.com