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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1272 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3782 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).
once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.
so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.
