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CraftyCatChallenges

cat allergies, cat behavior issues, cat behavior modification, cat behavior problems, cat care, cat exercise needs, cat expenses, cat feeding problems, cat grooming., cat health problems, cat ownership, cat socialization, cat territorial issues, cat training, cat veterinary care, challenges of owning a cat, CraftyCatChallenges, hairballs, introducing new pets to cats, litter box problems, scratching furniture

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the cat’s meow! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time filled with crazy cat antics and outrageous challenges.

On our server, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of scratching posts, dodge hairball projectiles, and even battle a giant laser-eyed kitty boss. But beware, if you don’t keep your inventory stocked with tuna fish, you might just end up as catnip for the feline overlords.

But don’t worry, it’s not all claws and chaos on our server. You’ll also have the chance to build your own cat-themed castle, ride around on giant robotic cats, and even participate in epic cat fashion shows.

So why wait? Join our server meow and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your nine lives!

ADHDcraft: Forget-Me-Not Server

academic performance, adhd, ADHDcraft, adolescents, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, brain development, children, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental disorders, Diagnosis, educational outcomes, Executive function, ForgetMeNot, learning disabilities, memory deficits, mental health, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, object recognition memory, research, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	269	Villages Defended:	7
Animals Bred:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, u know how ur brain sometimes just like, forgets stuff? well, imagine if ur brain was like, extra forgetful, like, all the time. that’s what it’s like on this server, but in a fun way! join us and see if u can remember where u put ur diamond sword or if u left ur house door open. it’s a wild ride of forgetfulness and chaos, but hey, at least u won’t be bored! come join the party and see if u can survive the ultimate memory challenge!

OldSchool MC

ADMIN, apply, Builder, Claim blocks, Community, Community Focused, COMMUNITY SERVER, Essentials, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, Hiring, Land Claim, Moderator, Nostalgia, nostalgic, player experience, player heads, Player needs, player rewards, PvP, SERVER-STAFF, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	4250	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	2938

Hello, the creators of OldSchool MC are focused on the player’s needs first. We aim to have bring back the feel of a nostalgic, community focused server we all fell in love at some point.

IP: 172.96.164.101:25583

Players are able to claim land with a golden shovel received in /kit starter (or any golden shovel)

Simply select the two points you’d like to claim and that will claim the perimeter of the two points.

By default, players are able to claim 2000 blocks. For every hour played, the player is rewarded with more claim blocks.

There is a 50% chance of receiving player heads

Plugins: Essentials, Grief prevention, etc

We are also hiring: 1 Admin, 1 Moderator, 1 Trial-moderator and 1 Builder. /warp apply for more details

172.96.164.101:25583

Blockify

admins, backups, base building, Blockify, collaboration, Community, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Pure, purest form, Resources, Simplicity, Survival, Trade, unaltered, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Step into a world of pure, unaltered Minecraft bliss where simplicity reigns supreme. Our server is dedicated to providing an authentic vanilla Minecraft experience, free from the clutter of mods and plugins. Here, you’ll find a friendly community of players who share a love for the classic gameplay that made Minecraft a global phenomenon.

True Vanilla Experience: No mods, no plugins—just Minecraft in its purest form. Enjoy the game as it was meant to be played.

Survival Gameplay: Test your skills in survival mode. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs in a challenging and rewarding environment.

Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and respectful group of players. Collaborate on massive builds, trade resources, or just chat and make new friends.

Regular Backups: Your hard work is safe with us. We perform regular backups to ensure your creations are never lost.

Dedicated Admins: Our team of dedicated admins is always on hand to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

blockify.playmc.at

WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

community reactions, everyones reaction, funny reactions, internet reactions, meme reactions, Minecraft, online reactions, popular reactions, reactions, Server, social media reactions, surprised reactions, trending reactions, viral reactions, Wuk Lamat, Wuk Lamat funny, Wuk Lamat internet, Wuk Lamat meme, Wuk Lamat reaction, Wuk Lamat surprised, Wuk Lamat trending, Wuk Lamat viral, WukLamatMania

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

below par, below standard, comparison, DISAPPOINTING, inadequate, INFERIOR, Lacking, less impressive, long tail, Minecraft, mori, Moroncraft, not as good as, not as good as expected, not up to par, smp, subpar, substandard, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, worse than, WORST

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ores Mined:	6098	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	828
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction healing, addiction help, addiction journey, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery stories, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, AddictiveOvercomer, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Emeralds Found:	3093	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	9250
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	6443
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.