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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. legend has it that if you join our server, you too may find such riches and become the ultimate minecraft master. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckzilla who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! -
SolariCraft
It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the patient, but it will happen at such a time that there is a lot of work and pain. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the reprimand in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain in the hope that there is no breeding. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out; they are in fault who abandon their duties and soften their hearts, that is toil.
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Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP
Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!
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Oh no, Trump bros Minecraft SMP
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as Trump trying to buy a little girl’s hair? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even Trump himself would feel right at home. Join us for a chance to witness crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and maybe even a hair-selling scandal or two. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness in-game? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity! -
Blocky Blonde Brown Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens as they soar through the sky, battling evil zombie villagers with diamond swords made of cheese, and building your very own roller coaster that launches you into a pool of rainbow-colored lava (don’t worry, it’s not hot!).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a crown made entirely of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like pros.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
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Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like! -
”>be me Minecraft SMP”
> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life! -
Nail Clipping Simulator
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!
So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!
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2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!
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WeddingDramaCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the drama is more intense than a PvP battle!Join us and experience the thrill of last-minute wedding planning gone wrong! Imagine flying in for a wedding that’s been thrown together like a dirt house in survival mode. Forget about shelling out diamonds, because on this server, you’ll be shelling out over $2000 just to attend!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a bachelorette party that costs more than a full set of enchanted diamond armor. And don’t forget about the groomsmen suits – because on our server, the groom gets his suit for free… as long as you pay for yours!
So, if you’re looking for a server where the bride and groom are more clueless than a villager, join us now! Who needs a thank you when you can have the ultimate Minecraft wedding disaster experience?