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Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

attention span, autism, blocky, Buddies, Communication, compassion, Disregard, emotional intelligence, Empathetic, Empathic responses, Empathy, feelings, IMPORTANCE, Intent, misunderstood, NARCISSISTS, neurodiversity, neurological differences, rule, Social Skills, Sociopaths, spectrum, Understanding, world

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	599
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, confidence boost, CREEPERS, date, DATING, family, finding, forehead, genetics, Insecurity, LUCK, match, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, single, Struggle, Ugly, Unlucky, UnluckyInLoveCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

3000 years ahead, advancement, Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient technology, Civilization, culture, Development, European travel, futuristic, greece, hi tech trains, high speed trains, History, Infrastructure, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, OlympicCraft, PLAYS, progress, Technology, Transportation, Zeus

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

artists, CON, Crafty, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, Deception, Diamond, digital manipulation, Engineering, fraud, HACKING, Human Behavior, Information Security, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, online security, Pickaxe, Psychology, real, Social, social engineering, social engineering techniques, social manipulation, social psychology, Technology, Trust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	164622
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

Anime, Audition.., collaboration, creative industry, DECIDE, dream job, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, hire, Hiring, HoloCraft, hololive, Hololives, Idol, internet personality, J-pop, streaming, talent agency, talent management, talent search, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9869
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9010
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

Pixelated Party Palace

cartridges, consoles, Controllers, Conversation, Entertainment, family, gameplay, Garbage, generation, good games, GRANDPA, graphics, hi fi rush, Memories, Nostalgia, Palace, Party, Pastime, pixelated, retro gaming, Technology, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ores Mined:	3203
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

Board, Community, CREEPERS, culturally significant, Decline, Existence, fallen, Forgotten, idiots, internet, jokes, Legacy, Lost, member, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obscurity, past glory, Public, r9k, Relevance, sad, Site, Village

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	5899

Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!