imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. yea, we got some crazy mods on this server that will make ur head spin faster than a blender on high speed.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every friday night? yea, we got glowstone galore and the music is bumpin’ louder than a herd of stampeding cows.
plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after thanksgiving dinner. we got players from all over the world coming together to build the most epic structures u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll like a tumbleweed in the wind. dentist appointments and haircuts can wait, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!
Imagine building your dream castle with the speed of light, mining diamonds with telekinesis, and battling mobs with the power of thunder! Our server is like no other, where the rules of reality are bent and anything is possible.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of being a migrating black player who defies all odds and achieves greatness in this wacky Minecraft world!
On our server, you can use your virtual money to buy all the kitchen appliances your heart desires. Want a diamond-encrusted fridge? Go for it! How about a washing machine that also doubles as a time machine? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But be warned, just like in real life, there may be some drama along the way. Your parents might not approve of your appliance choices, but hey, who cares? It’s your house, your rules!
So come join us on the most exciting Minecraft server out there. Build your dream house, make questionable appliance choices, and maybe even find out if your partner is secretly a Minecraft mastermind. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!
And just like a fancy wedding favor, we give out the most luxurious gifts to our players. Forget diamonds, we’re talking about gourmet food baskets with specialty cheese, wine, crackers, and jams. Your inventory will be so full of delicious treats, you won’t know what to eat first!
But beware, just like in-laws who expect a thank-you card for every little thing, some players on our server might expect a personalized message for every block you mine. So if you’re ready for a server with drama as juicy as a wedding reception, join us now!
Our server is filled with magical potions that will keep you energized 24/7. We’ve got a team of Minecraft scientists working around the clock to create the ultimate energy drink that will have you mining and crafting like a madman without ever needing to sleep.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted beds that will give you the most restful sleep of your life in just 5 minutes. Say goodbye to those pesky mobs interrupting your beauty rest – our beds come equipped with anti-zombie and skeleton shields!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and unlock the mysteries of eternal energy. Who needs sleep when you’ve got unlimited power-ups and enchanted sleep chambers at your disposal? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and never feel tired again!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and participate in our weekly llama fashion shows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies do the electric slide.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner sock-sandal-hater shine!
our magical world is filled with flowers that sneeze pollen and trees that shoot out inhalers when you walk by. it’s like a virtual doctor’s office, but way more fun! 💉🌳
we even have a special potion that turns you into a giant tissue to blow your nose on. it’s snot your average minecraft server, that’s for sure! 👃🤧
so if you want to breathe easy and have a hay fever-free experience, join us now and be born in the summer! 🌺🌻🌼
| IP | play.orioncraft.org |
|---|---|
| Website | www.orioncraft.org |
| Discord | discord |
We’re a small server who first started out in late 2021.
We’re looking for fun, dedicated Minecraft players. Our server is owned and operated by adults, but all ages are welcome. As a general rule of thumb, all players should behave in a way that does not negatively represent our community or ruin the game experience for other players. Actively targeting weak/new players or deliberately provoking people with trash talk or other toxic actions are not respectful behaviors and are not tolerated.
Our staff fully consists of people above 16 years old. All of the staff have had staff positions and done staff work since the beginning.
Can be found in our forums or discord.
IP: play.orioncraft.org
Website: www.orioncraft.org
Discord: discord
Imagine the chaos of a world where your character’s backstory includes a stint as a professional lady of the night. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with that kind of reputation? Maybe you’ll start a brothel in the virtual world or become the most sought-after player in the server. The possibilities are endless!
So why did Yor decide to keep up the charade? Maybe she just wanted to spice up her Minecraft experience or maybe she’s just a master of deception. Either way, you’ll never know what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and enchanted gear.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who are experts in the art of llama jousting. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world!