Join us if you want to test your Norwood level and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the trees fight back. That’s right, the trees in our server are sentient and they’re not too happy about being chopped down.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?
So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Norwood champion or the llama whisperer of your dreams!
So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”
But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hair Golem, a mythical creature made entirely out of hair blocks. Rumor has it that those who defeat the Hair Golem will be granted eternal luscious locks in-game. Are you up for the challenge?
So, if you’re ready to leave your balding days behind and embark on a hair-raising adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than your hair is the fun you’ll have!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!
we got, liek, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. and don’t even get me started on the zombie villagers that break out into dance parties every time the sun sets.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles? yea, that’s a thing on this server.
so, if u wanna have a blast and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever, u gotta join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Features |
|---|
| all of the create mods |
| Simple Voice Chat |
| /back , /home commands |
| waystones |
| Xaero’s map/minimap |
| Yung’s better structures |
| lightman’s currency |
As of now, the server has 2 players with a maximum capacity of 10. For more information and updates, please visit our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the server IP provided and logging in with your Minecraft account. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, there are server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are usually listed on the server or on the Discord server. |
| Can I invite friends to play on the server? | Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as there is space available. |
| Is there a way to communicate with other players on the server? | Yes, the server has Simple Voice Chat feature enabled for players to communicate with each other. |
Join us and leave behind the stench of boring servers. Our community is so welcoming, even the zombies bring you flowers instead of brains. So come on in and let your creativity flow, just like the rivers of lemon-scented lava in our world.
Don’t be a blockhead, join our server today and say goodbye to the smell of mediocrity. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out that this whole drama is actually a plot twist on our EPIC minecraft server! join now to uncover the truth behind this wild story and maybe even become friends with Elon Musk himself. who knows, maybe he’ll even give you a ride to space in one of his fancy rockets.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?)
| IP | squeejcraft.com |
|---|---|
| Map | map.squeejcraft.com:53974 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9 |
| Bedrock IP | 172.93.103.228 |
| Bedrock Port | 25565 |
| Website | https://squeejcraft.buycraft.net |
We’re a single server network with a strong focus on server quality and performance without having to strip the game of its vanilla mechanics. Started in 2019 by a redstone enthusiast who struggled to find a public server that could handle his builds, SqueejCraft has perfected the art of running a server optimally using some of the best software & hardware available. Build anything that your heart desires without fear of lag prevention measures ruining your projects. We are a semi-vanilla Survival server set to hard difficulty, with vanilla mob spawn mechanics, villager behavior, and much more.
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What’s not allowed:
But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical wonderland where you can explore hidden dungeons, discover rare treasures, and even ride on the backs of dragons!
And get this, there’s a secret underground society of potato farmers who will trade you diamonds for their precious spuds. It’s like a potato paradise, man!
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way! #PotatoParadise #DragonsRule #JoinNow
But don’t worry, we also offer special ADHD treatment for those who need it, because why not add a little extra chaos to the mix? Join us and witness firsthand the struggles of being the not-so-favorite child, all while trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft.
So come on in and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, only on our outrageous Minecraft server!
Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted visitors, like that pesky out-of-state “friend” who thinks she can just show up uninvited. Here, you can build your own virtual fortress and keep out anyone who tries to invade your space.
So why join our server? Because it’s the only place where you can block someone with just a click of a button, no awkward conversations necessary. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted guests, so you’ll feel right at home.
Don’t let drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and leave the real-life chaos behind!