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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8735 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 259894 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
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