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ExWifetoNewBae
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against cup thieves! Join us if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s ex stealing your precious Stanley cups and flaunting them at sporting events. Our server is the perfect place to escape the cup-stealing drama and build your own cup empire without any interference from sneaky exes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret cup dungeon hidden somewhere in the server, filled with legendary cups of unimaginable power. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind the cup conspiracy? Join now and embark on the wildest cup adventure of your Minecraft life! -
BlockyBraidsAndBeards
Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure! -
Hairless Pixel Pals
join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?
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Detangle My Hair Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting judged for your luscious locks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is rocking fabulous hair, even the creepers! Our balding staff members are too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles to worry about your hair care needs. Plus, our hair conditioner is so good, it’ll make your virtual hair shine brighter than a diamond sword. Join now and say goodbye to tangles and hello to endless adventures! -
Autism Friendly Haircuts Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous gamers out there!Join us and discover the best hair style for someone with autism – the “Pixelated Pompadour”! This stylish ‘do will have you turning heads in the virtual world and beyond. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride a llama into battle, duel with a diamond-encrusted sword, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hair-raising adventures in Minecraft history!
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MustacheCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the hair dryers are made of diamonds and the mustaches are made of gold! we have a secret underground lair where all the mustache-wearing players gather to plot world domination.our server is so lit that even the creepers are wearing mustaches and top hats. you can ride on a pig with a mustache while shooting arrows at flying chickens with monocles.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a giant mustache to crush your enemies. and don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of mustache combat to protect your creations.
so come on over and experience the wackiest, most mustache-filled minecraft server you’ve ever seen. join us now and become part of the mustache revolution!
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Pixelated Pervs: Nudify feat. Bear
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize frontal pics with many bodies! Our favorite age range is 18-22 because we do them first – no exceptions! We only accept top-notch quality pics, and we absolutely must see her face before allowing access to our server.Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community where anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the fun!
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Girlfriend Paradise: 100 GFs, 100kano, Hyakkano – The Ultimate Minecraft Love Story Server!
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a toilet in the middle of a village square as a joke. But instead of just being a normal toilet, it became a portal to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter the Toilet Dungeon!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle against each other with nothing but carrots and sticks. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for eternity.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server. They trade in emeralds, diamonds, and even enchanted golden apples. Join us and become a llama whisperer, gaining access to their hidden stash of riches.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!