Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

beauties, consent, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, feminism, gender dynamics, gender expectations, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male entitlement, male privilege, Minecraft, Misogyny, Nordic, objectification, owed sex, scandinavian women, Server, sexual entitlement, sexual harassment, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Divine Spears Created:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	518061
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ores Mined:	2050
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Divine Spears Created:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

BlockPartyJoy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	7846
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	968
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Animals Bred:	61
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	2038	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7392	Mines Excavated:	2302

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Connect with the community through Discord
Active community & staff	Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
No /tpa, /home, etc.	Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
Enforced Rules	Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

How to Join

You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

The server is for players aged 16 and above.

3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

5. Is the server free from lag?

Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

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