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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3242 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?