Hair Follicles MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hairless Pixel Pals

hair types, hair growth, body hair, personal care, hair products

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

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Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

Hair Regrowth, Clinic, Fibrotic Transcription, hair restoration, Dermatological Research

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

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CreeperCraze: ScariestLifeMoment

Scary, hair-raising, Frightening, Terror, heart-pounding

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to mine for rare ores while dodging lava pits. Who needs a haunted house when you can experience real terror in the world of Minecraft? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

current events, injured, Military, KimJongCraft, Server

HEY YOU! YES YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH!

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A CREEPER GUARDING IT WHO THINKS HE’S A FASHIONISTA WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A CHICKEN WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH CARROT SWORDS! IT’S WILD, I TELL YA!

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PET ENDER DRAGON NAMED FLUFFY? HE’S A REAL SWEETHEART ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, JUST DON’T MENTION HIS BAD BREATH.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY! YEEHAW!

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TaxCraft: Rubles vs. Diamonds

Trade, international relations, TAXES, Business, Investments

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual world where US companies pay over $1 billion in taxes to russia amid ongoing ukraine war 🤣🤣🤣

build ur own tax-paying empire and show those russians who’s boss! fight off creepers and zombies while navigating the treacherous world of international tax law 😂

join now for a chance to win a virtual yacht made entirely out of tax forms and a pet zombie named vladimir 🧟‍♂️💸

what are u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make taxes fun again! 🤪🤑🎮

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Pixelated Phone Thieves

personal security, pixelated, digital age, petty crimes, Public

so, like, u know how people r always on their phones and stuff, right? well, imagine this: u could totally get away with stealing a cookie from the cookie jar cuz no one is paying attention!! on our server, u can live out all ur cookie-stealing fantasies without any consequences. plus, our security cameras take the worst images ever, so even if u do get caught, no one will even know it’s u. join us for a wild ride of crime and chaos, where the only rule is to have fun and eat all the cookies u want.

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Moonbat

Minecraft, Ip:, Server, Moonbat, Minigames
Welcome to Moonbat Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Server Type IP Version

Creative moonbat.ddns.net 1.21.1

Survival SMP (No Griefing) moonbat.ddns.net 1.21.1

Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed) moonbat.ddns.net 1.21.1

Server Features:
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I trust that my progress on the SMP servers won’t be lost?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines for griefing on the SMP server where it is allowed?

A: Yes, please refer to our server rules for guidelines on griefing behavior.

Q: How often are player events held on the server?

A: Player events are occasionally run on the server with survival rewards. Stay tuned for event announcements!

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP “moonbat.ddns.net” in your Minecraft client and join the fun!
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Astro Nova Sky 1.20.5

Feedback, discussion, perspective, Character, #youtube

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, okay? Like, you gotta join this place because it’s like a virtual utopia of blocky goodness. Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s like a fever dream but in a good way, ya feel me?

And get this, on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Like, who needs a mortgage when you can just slap some bling bling blocks together and call it home sweet home, amirite?

Oh, and did I mention the community on this server is lit AF? Like, these peeps are the friendliest bunch of pixelated weirdos you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you mine for diamonds, fight off zombies, and even throw you a virtual birthday party. It’s like a family reunion but without the awkward hugs, ya know?

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server and let your blocky dreams become a reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

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PermitPals Minecraft Server

Server, MARRIED, hall pass, guilt trip, anger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

Picture this: you and your best friend are living your best lives, co-parenting like pros, when suddenly a random Snapchat add from SC changes everything. What starts off as innocent gym selfies turns into a scandalous affair with a guy who turns out to be your friend’s old flame. But wait, there’s more – she has a hall pass from your ex to have shenanigans with him!

As the plot thickens, your friend feels betrayed because you didn’t ask for her permission to mingle with her old flame. She deletes and blocks him from all social media, leaving you in a guilt trip spiral. But hey, if you want him, he’s free range! It’s like a twisted love triangle in the world of Minecraft.

So come join our server, where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you might just find yourself questioning if you’re the asshole in this crazy game of love and friendship. Let the games begin!

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DadVsDadDrugWar

modified intestine, disabled spot, habit changes, disabled score, drug problem

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as miraculous as my dad’s recovery from cancer? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you feel like you’ve had your stomach removed and replaced with a modified piece of intestine (in a good way, of course). Join us and experience the thrill of parking in disabled spots without any judgment, just like my dad does every day. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running into cocaine-addicted high schoolers or their shady parents – our server is a safe haven for all. So come on, join us and leave all your worries behind. And remember, on our server, miracles can happen – just like my dad’s incredible survival story!

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Server Type	IP	Version
Creative	moonbat.ddns.net	1.21.1
Survival SMP (No Griefing)	moonbat.ddns.net	1.21.1
Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed)	moonbat.ddns.net	1.21.1

Hair Follicles

Welcome to Moonbat Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Server Features:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I trust that my progress on the SMP servers won’t be lost?

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines for griefing on the SMP server where it is allowed?

Q: How often are player events held on the server?

Q: How do I join the server?