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HairCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9536
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always looking for new friends to prank with his invisible blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring hair when you can have a pixelated adventure of a lifetime?

Allthemods 9 to the sky

FTB, modded minecraft modpack server latest version tweaks enjoy multiplayer community survival adventure sandbox crafting exploration building resources monsters quests dungeons weapons armor

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8034	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Votes:	4202
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

This is a modded minecraft server for all the mods 9 to the sky. The server will be running at all times on the latest version of the modpack. The server is basically just the modpack with very few tweaks, it is mostly to enjoy the modpack with others. Enjoy!

174.101.26.67

NiceWorld

Anarchy, BUILD, destroy, Fire, freedom, Fun, Minecraft, NiceWorld, No Rules, Server, Survival, WIND

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	39

Just fun No rules

Here you can be free again, like the wind, like the fire. You can build everything You can destroy them all.

srnice.duckdns.org

Enders SMP: Where creepers are just misunderstood friendly beings! 1.21 Edition

active members, Beings, BUILD, building, CET, children, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Edition, enders, est, Events, Friendly, Fun, long term, Minecraft, misunderstood, multiplayer, parents, PG-13, small server, smp, Survival, time zones, Vanilla, Whitelisted server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Emeralds Found:	6349
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Enders SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Enders SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Number of Active Members	Around 7
Chat Rules	PG-13 at all times
Main Focus	Building and fun events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can anyone join the server?

A: Yes, anyone can join but we are mainly looking for players who want a long-term world to play on.

Q: What time zones are most active on the server?

A: Mainly CET and EST time zones.

Q: Is the server family-friendly?

A: Yes, the server is great for parents looking to play with their children as we have a mix of adults and children (12-13) on the server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please PM me (Spencer) if you are interested in joining the server.

Tired of Being Alive Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5236	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	576

Are you tired of the same old boring existence? Do you feel like you’ve been stuck in a never-ending loop of monotony for centuries? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drudgery of real life!

On our server, you can build a giant castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle evil zombie llamas with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every time you die in the game, a real-life unicorn sheds a tear of joy. That’s right, your demise brings happiness to mythical creatures!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the mundanity of everyday life. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurdity? Let the adventure begin!

Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player 202265765

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to test your parkour skills by jumping across a bridge made entirely of exploding creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of emeralds who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge him for the throne, or will you join forces with him to conquer the server together?

So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get seriously wacky up in here.

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of working with Linda, the office drama queen turned Minecraft player. Watch as she snaps at other players, cries in the virtual bathroom, and ultimately reveals her pregnancy to the entire server. Who knew virtual block building could be so dramatic?

But wait, there’s more! Be the first to know about all the office gossip and drama as it unfolds in our virtual world. Will Linda apologize to you for her in-game behavior? Will she exclude you from virtual ladies night? The suspense is killing us!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of office drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual blocky adventures to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama begin!

BlockPartyMomsOnly

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We don’t tolerate any mean jokes about speech or movement conditions, unlike some people (looking at you, OP’s sister). Join us for a fun and supportive community where everyone is treated with respect.

Our server is so awesome, even OP’s sister wanted to move in with us! But sorry, sis, we don’t welcome meanies here. Join us for a place where you can build, explore, and make friends without worrying about insensitive comments. Plus, we have a strict no-tolerance policy for jerks, so you can game in peace.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast and won’t have to deal with any rude comments about anyone’s voice. Join now and let’s have some fun together!

NoCatchFeels Minecraft SMP

attachment, Boundaries, casual dating, Casual Sex, Commitment, Communication, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotions, Friends With Benefits, fwb, hookup culture, Intimacy, Minecraft, no strings attached, NoCatchFeels, personal boundaries, relationships, romantic feelings, self-control, sexual attraction, smp, unrequited love

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of catching feelings in your Minecraft SMP relationships? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict “no catching feelings” policy. Our custom plugin, the Heartbreaker 9000, will zap any developing emotions right out of you!

We have a team of professional therapists on standby to help you navigate the treacherous waters of FWB situations in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who will haunt anyone caught catching feelings. So if you’re looking for a drama-free, emotionless Minecraft experience, join us now!

RegretCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	607	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Remember all those times you spent playing Minecraft and wishing you could join a server that was as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams (and nightmares).

Join us if you regret not appreciating the sheer chaos and madness that only a Minecraft server filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking llamas can provide.

Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil bunnies, or build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your childhood dreams in a server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

BrazilCraft – Not Pro-Russia!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so liek, u know how zelenskyy is all like “brazil is pro-russia” and stuff? well on this server, we are all about peace and fun and stuff. but zelenskyy be like “nah, brazil is shady” and we be like “come join our server and see for yourself, bro!” like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide from zelenskyy’s accusations. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!