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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1078 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5776 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the hair dryers are made of diamonds and the mustaches are made of gold! we have a secret underground lair where all the mustache-wearing players gather to plot world domination.
our server is so lit that even the creepers are wearing mustaches and top hats. you can ride on a pig with a mustache while shooting arrows at flying chickens with monocles.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a giant mustache to crush your enemies. and don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of mustache combat to protect your creations.
so come on over and experience the wackiest, most mustache-filled minecraft server you’ve ever seen. join us now and become part of the mustache revolution!
