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UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	86	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	7247
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

ShadowCraftUK

British Storm Shadows, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military intervention, military technology, Missile, russia, SECURITY, ShadowCraftUK, strategic defense, UK Defense Secretary, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

yo yo yo listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity yo! we got British Storm Shadows flyin’ all up in Russia like it’s nobody’s business, straight up savage moves from the new UK Defense Secretary, ain’t nobody messin’ with us on dis server, we be runnin’ things like a boss! come join us and witness the epicness unfold, ain’t no other server like dis one, we be makin’ history up in here! so what you waitin’ for? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

LotteryLuckMC

chances, Chosen, draw, gambling, jackpot, likelihood, long shot, Lottery, LotteryLuckMC, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, phone number, Probability, Random, rare, statistics, ticket, unlikely, winning, winning ticket

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	151

lol bro, u know what’s even crazier than winning the lottery? joining our epic minecraft server! like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. that’s basically what our server is like.

we got a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks, it’s wild. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they drop golden eggs that give u super powers.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a theme park, but way more dangerous. so if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now! who needs the lottery when u can have this kind of excitement every day?

VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone

animal proteins, chronic disease, diabetes, diabetic kidney disease, diet, dietary choices, Effectiveness, health benefits, kidney, kidney health, Medical research, nutrition, plant based diet, plant proteins, Prevention, Progression, Pronounced, Protection, protein sources, renal function, review, Treatment, VeggieCraft, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	656	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	72	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	130	Love Letters Sent:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical plant proteins that will make your kidneys dance with joy! forget about boring old animal proteins, our plant proteins will make your diabetic kidney disease run away in fear! trust us, we have reviews that say so! join now for a kidney-tastic adventure like no other!

Astrolink

Allies, Astrolink, base building, Builder, Community, Economy, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, fortress, Gear, Minecraft, Power Rankings, PvP, Raiding, Strategist, Survival, Territory, THRIVING, Trading, warrior

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ores Mined:	1172	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Forge Your Faction in Astrolink – A Minecraft Factions ExperienceCalling all warriors, builders, and strategists!

Astrolink is a thriving Minecraft Factions server where you can carve your own destiny. Join a powerful faction or forge your own, gather resources, build an impenetrable base, and dominate the battlefield.

Here’s what awaits you:

Intense PvP: Unleash your combat skills in thrilling faction wars. Raid enemy bases, capture their territory, and rise to the top of the power rankings.Strategic Base Building: Construct a magnificent fortress, complete with hidden chambers, traps, and defenses to thwart any invaders.Thriving Economy: Mine, craft, and trade your way to success. Utilize the in-game economy to acquire powerful gear, rare resources, and valuable allies.Active Community: Team up with friends, forge alliances, and form lasting bonds with fellow players.

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Damage Calculator, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Signal Pull Tracker, Thread Template, Trailer, Website, Where the Miracle Began, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, a shark tail, and scissors! Why scissors, you ask? Because who doesn’t love running around with a pair of sharp objects in a blocky world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a lore that will blow your mind – “Where the Miracle Began” in Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and laughing at the same time.

And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes! Use them in-game or online to unlock special items like catching a book or launching into the unknown. Who knows what surprises await you?

But that’s not all – we have a Signal/Pull Tracker to help you navigate through the chaos, a Damage Calculator to strategize your attacks, and ZZZ stickers to decorate your virtual world with absolute nonsense.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and laughter is guaranteed. See you in the wacky world of mystery and mayhem!

Blocky Identity Minecraft Server

acceptance, blocky, confusion, contradiction of nature, discrimination, dubious beliefs, EMBARRASSMENT, flat earthers, Identity, identity politics, impressionable people, LGBTQ, making things worse, mental health, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Public, Server, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, trannies, Transgender, weaponizes circumstance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1086
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama

aita, Boundaries, common law, CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama, credit card debt, DEBT, early retirement, family pressure, financial independence, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, investment strategy, living arrangements, long-term commitment, personal finance, property investment, raffle winner, relationship dynamics, retirement planning, student loans, useless degree

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying off your partner’s debts? Do you want to live your best life without being shackled by someone else’s financial mistakes? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate financial independence and self-care!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted by a virtual world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about someone else’s debt dragging you down. No more passive-aggressive comments from in-laws or pressure to empty your bank account for someone else’s choices. On our server, you can invest in properties, plan your early retirement, and live your best life without any guilt trips!

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to debt drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a “Get Out Of Debt Free” card when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Let’s build a future where financial responsibility and personal freedom reign supreme!

GriefCraft Minecraft Server

bereavement, celebration, coping, Grief, GriefCraft, healing, Legacy, Life, long tail: what would they think, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, Missed, mourning, passed away, Reflection, Remembrance, Server, Support, Tribute, what would they feel, what would they say

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	654	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious caves filled with treasure and danger around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show your lost loved ones what they’re missing out on in the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

ManlyStareCraft

Assertiveness, Body language, Communication, Confrontation, cultural expectations, discomfort, gender dynamics, intimidation, male behavior, male gaze, ManlyStareCraft, Masculinity, nonverbal cues, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-confidence, social cues, social interactions, societal norms

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	778	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you tired of creepers staring at you in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our server and show them who’s boss! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and challenges that will make you forget all about those awkward stares. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers that allow you to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and ride on the back of a flying pig. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky virtual stares!

MapleCraft: The Great Escape Minecraft Server

academic pressure, Canada, career opportunities, Challenges, Chinese, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, education, Escape, Great, higher education, international students, language barrier, living expenses, MapleCraft, Minecraft, monotonous, overseas education, Server, student experience, Student Life, student visa, study abroad, tuition fees, unaffordable

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Crops Grown:	4935	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the monotonous life of being an international student in canada! forget about those expensive housing prices and come build your own virtual mansion with us! we have crazy events like llama races and pig jousting tournaments. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build battles. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will make your chinese classmates jealous!