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Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8777	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	New Chunks Explored:	732059
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	1996	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	244	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Feedback, Gaming, ip address, java, MC community, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Potions Brewed:	151	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

Overview:

Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept to make your survival adventure easier. With player-driven economy, land claim, and a PvE gameplay feel, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
Is the server Java or Bedrock?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Play with your friends from any platform!
Are there staff positions available?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members to join our team. Apply on our Discord server!
What plugins are available on the server?	We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept, along with others to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Obsidian Peak. We value cooperation and respect among players.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to the server staff or admins through Discord or in-game messaging.

Streamers & Gossip: The Thread 1.21

Celebrities, Community, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, interactions, internet culture, News, Online Community, online forum, OTK company, pop culture, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, Thread, twitch, twitch streamers, Updates

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ores Mined:	1424	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build your pixelated dreams. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain, and creepers are like our annoying little pets.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is out to get you, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on our events, like our annual “Zombie Apocalypse” where you gotta fight off hordes of undead while wearing a tutu (don’t ask why, just do it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this block party started!

HypeCraftFail

anticlimactic, buzzkill, Disappointment, Disaster, Failed, Failure, Fiasco, Flop, hype, HypeCraftFail, letdown, overhyped, Overrated, underperformed, underwhelming

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EUtopiaCraft

BALKANS, border control, bulgaria, cross-border cooperation, eastern europe, EU, European Commission, european integration, european union, EUtopiaCraft, free travel, full members, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Migration, political decision, Romania, Schengen, travel restrictions, visa policy

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Romania and Bulgaria as full members of our Schengen free-travel area! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the villagers bust out some sick dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history!