| TheosisMC Server Overview |
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TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer, for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game. The most noteworthy added features are:
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| Question | Answer |
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| Is TheosisMC pay-to-win? | No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The server features a single premium rank, VIP, with purely cosmetic perks. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join using the server address “play.theosismc.com” or add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend. |
| Are there in-game shops on TheosisMC? | There are no in-game shops for normal Minecraft items; players buy and sell to each other using the player-driven economy. |
| What happens if a claim owner dies? | If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted. |
| How do players acquire Coins on TheosisMC? | Coins, the server’s currency, are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. |
| What are the custom items on TheosisMC? | The two custom items are the Crowbar (used to acquire monster spawners) and the Soup of Life (grants an additional heart of health). |
Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re basically living in the Stone Age. And not the cool Minecraft Stone Age, like the boring real-life Stone Age.
Join now and you’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.” Plus, the community is full of hilarious memelords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee.
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Our server is so amazing, even Steve’s daughter Emma wanted to join in on the fun. She may have underestimated the spiciness of our virtual world, but you won’t make the same mistake. Explore our beautiful temples and museums in-game, without worrying about any unexpected tears.
Don’t worry, we won’t let you make any bad decisions like picking five chilies in our server. Our moderators are here to guide you through the best gaming experience possible. So come join us and let’s create some spicy (but not too spicy) memories together!
Come on in and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by rainbow-colored creepers.
Our community is filled with players who have the building skills of a deranged architect and the humor of a potato.
If you’re looking for a server where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM), then Lum is the place for you!
Join now and see why our players keep coming back for more, even though they’ve lost all sense of reality.
We promise a black-tie event with an open bar, big band, and no tantrums allowed. Our flower girl and page boy will be accompanied by their nanny, so you can rest assured that the only chaos will be creeper explosions.
But beware, our server has been known to cause MAJOR backlash from entitled cousins and aunts who can’t handle the no child rule. One cousin even compared themselves to the groom and threatened to bring their destructive 3-year-old to the ceremony. Can you imagine the chaos?
So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience with no entitled toddlers in sight, join our server now! Just remember, no means no – even in the virtual world.
Join us on this server where creativity knows no bounds and traditional wedding ceremonies are a thing of the past. Just like OP’s parents, we don’t believe in conforming to outdated norms. So leave your boring builds at the door and come join us for a wedding celebration like no other.
And don’t worry, if your parents refuse to pay for your in-game wedding, we’ve got your back. Build your dream wedding without any judgment from family members who just don’t understand your vision. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to craft the wildest creations you can imagine. See you in the game, where family drama is left at the door!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and netherite blocks. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. It’s wild, man.
So why are you still reading this? Get your butt in gear and join our server now! You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something. But who’s allergic to fun? That’s just crazy talk.
