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Homages to Homages Minecraft SMP

ceasar, DRIVE, drive 2011, Hail, Homages, inglorious basterds, Le Samouraï (1967), lineage, Minecraft, O Brother, smp, super 8, The Nice Guys, Thief (1981), true romance, Where Art Thou?

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5879	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than The Nice Guys, more romance than True Romance, and more chaos than Hail, Ceasar! But don’t worry, we always find our way like in O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Our server is filled with drivers faster than in Drive, soldiers braver than in Inglorious Basterds, and mysteries deeper than in Super 8. And if you’re wondering about our lineage, just think of Drive (2011) as the rebellious child of Thief (1981) and Le Samouraï (1967)!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a few explosions. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

EmpressSakuya’s Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, command, Commandment, DECLARATION, DOMINANCE, empress, EmpressSakuyas, Hail, leadership, loyalty, me, Minecraft, Neo-Britannia, obedience, Order, power, Reign, Royalty, Ruler, Sakuya Sumeragi, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Supremacy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Towns Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the glorious empire of Neo-Britannia led by the one and only Empress Sakuya Sumeragi!

Join us and become a noble knight, a fearless warrior, or even a mischievous jester in our kingdom. But be warned, the Empress is known for her unpredictable mood swings and may challenge you to a duel at any moment.

Rumor has it that deep within the kingdom lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest of adventurers can defeat. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and earn the Empress’s favor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the land of Neo-Britannia! Just remember to bow down to Empress Sakuya Sumeragi or risk facing her wrath!

AutisticAvengersMC

assigned seating, autistic child, AutisticAvengersMC, consented, DAUGHTER, disrupt, drawing, education, Emotionally, immature, intellectually, introverted, judgemental, learning disability, opposed, reading, Role Model, Sensitive, Shy.., small town, top of class, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	329
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your social skills and test your patience? Look no further than our server, where we assign seating just like your daughter’s school!

Join our server and get randomly seated next to players with all sorts of quirks and personalities. From the loud, talkative player who never stops typing in chat to the player who can’t seem to figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe, you’ll never know who you’ll be sitting next to next!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a “positive role model” feature, where players are randomly selected to be a guiding light for those who may need a little extra help. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to teach someone how to build their first house or tame their first wolf!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of assigned seating in Minecraft. Who knew virtual seating arrangements could be so entertaining? Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of sitting next to your very own “Connor”!

MemoryLaneMC SMP

beloved songs, best moments, carefree times, cherished times, childhood memories, favorite song, fond memories, golden days, happy days, happy memories, heartwarming tunes, joyful recollections, MemoryLaneMC, Music, Nostalgia, positive vibes, reminiscent melodies, sentimental tunes, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground parties with zombie pigmen, and quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Plus, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, so you’ll always have good luck on your side.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and make memories that will have you singing “Baby Shark” every time you log on!

Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedtime stories, belongings, bonanza, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, creepy crawlies, dark corners, dust bunnies, fear, forgotten toys, hidden items, linens, mattress, Monsters, Mystery, Nightmares, organization, Secrets, storage space, under the bed

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
New Chunks Explored:	608231	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing under your bed is dust bunnies and old socks? Well, on our server, you’ll find a whole world of adventure lurking beneath your bed! We’ve got secret portals to magical realms, treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a friendly dragon who will help you build the coolest treehouse ever. So if you’re ready to ditch the dust bunnies and join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, come on down and see what’s waiting for you under your bed!

Boric’s Minecraft Server: Demanding Verifiable Fun!

Accountability, Borics, Chilean President, demanding, Demands, Democracy, democracy in crisis, elections, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Fun, Gabriel Boric, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, Server, south america, transparency, triumph, Venezuela, verifiable, Verifiable Results

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Chilean President Gabriel Boric is demanding verifiable results after Maduro’s triumph? Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 🤯 Join us for the most transparent and legit elections you’ll ever see in Minecraft! We promise no shady business, just pure democracy and blocky fun! 🗳️🎮 Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special skin of Gabriel Boric himself, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! 😂 Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join us now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again! 🌟 #BlockyDemocracy #GabrielBoricForPresident #MinecraftMadness

TurkeyCraft: NATO Kickout

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, Kickout, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War, Wilders

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR TURKEY WILL DECLARE WAR ON YOU TOO! WE GOT CRAZY BUILDINGS AND WILD ANIMALS THAT WILL FIGHT YOU! ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS AND WILL BAN ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DIAMONDS! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU GET A FREE TURKEY LEG SKIN FOR YOUR CHARACTER! HURRY BEFORE TURKEY GETS KICKED OUT OF NATO AND COMES AFTER YOU INSTEAD!

CraftyDreamz

CraftyDreamz, insomnia, sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep meditation, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep solutions, sleep support, sleep therapy, sleep tips

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	183	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

So, like, you know how we all need to sleep, right? Well, some peeps just can’t seem to catch those Z’s, ya know? But fear not, my fellow blockheads, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about sleep again, because who needs rest when you can be mining and crafting all day and night, amirite?

Our server is like a magical dreamland where insomnia doesn’t exist and the only limit is your imagination. Build the most epic structures, fight off creepers like a boss, and maybe even find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power (spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually exist, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Who needs sleep when you can be part of the most epic adventure of your life? Let’s do this, blockheads!

Trust-Gaming

Adventure, Automation, Boundaries, collaboration, Community, Conquer, Economy, Engineering, Enthusiast, Experience, Exploration, Fun, growth, innovation, Machinery, Minecraft, Possibilities, Projects, PvE, Survival, Tech, Technology, Tekkit

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Tekkit 2 Minecraft server, where creativity meets technology! Dive into a world of advanced machinery, automation, and innovation. Join a vibrant community of engineers and explorers, collaborate on ambitious projects, and push the boundaries of what’s possible. Whether you’re a seasoned tech enthusiast or a curious newcomer, our server offers a rich, dynamic experience with endless opportunities for fun and growth. Get ready to build, automate, and conquer in the ultimate Tekkit 2 adventure!

84.71.173.3

CesarSMP

Adventure, Alliance, balanced gameplay, CesarSMP, community-driven, competitive environment, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, Economy, Events, Land claiming, Lore, nation, no pay to win, PvP, Quests, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Town Claiming, Towny, War, WARFARE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Towns Built:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Welcome to CesarSMP

Dive into a thrilling survival experience like no other on CesarSMP Our server offers a unique blend of adventure and strategy designed to keep you engaged and excited every step of the way Features Town Claiming System Create and manage your own town claim land and protect your territory from invaders Form alliances or go head-to-head with rival towns in epic wars for dominance War and Diplomacy Engage in strategic warfare with other nations Plan your attacks defend your territory and climb the ranks to become the most powerful nation on the server Skills and Quests Level up your character with our extensive skills system Complete quests for valuable rewards and immerse yourself in the lore of CesarSMP Community Driven Join a friendly and active community where your voice matters Participate in server events contribute to community projects and make lasting friendships No Pay to Win Enjoy a fair and balanced gameplay experience Our server is dedicated to providing a fun and competitive environment without the need for real money purchases Whether you are a seasoned player or new to Minecraft CesarSMP offers something for everyone Join us today and start your adventure in a world where your creativity and strategy will lead you to greatness IP mc.cesar.lol Discord discord.gg/cesarsmp See you in game adventurer

mc.cesar.lol

VANILLIUM Vanilla server without griefers Minecraft server

atmosphere, audience growth, banned, big cities, Chat, Cheating, Development, earnings, Griefers, imagination, Improvement, Interest, Ip:, Minecraft, Players, pure vanilla, Server, stealing, toxic behavior, vanilla server, VANILLIUM

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Votes:	8329	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

We don’t have privates, whales, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. Our server adheres to the concept of a pure vanilla server where players create their own atmosphere.

Players create their own role on the server, you can join big cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination.

Server purpose:

Many servers are created only for making money.

Our priority is the development and improvement of the project,

and with development, the audience will grow, the interest of players, and therefore the earnings.

Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and stealing are strictly prohibited:

We ban griefing and restore damaged buildings.

Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

IP: vanillium.xyz

pr.vanillium.xyz

Zapped Creeper SMP: Where Even the Explosions Pay Rent

Community, creeper, Customization, Economy, Events, explosions, Land claiming, Minigames, Pay, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rent, smp, Survival, zapped

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants, Custom Monsters
Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates
Voting System	Rewards with Voting Crate Key and Pinata for additional rewards
Player Economy	Sell items at your chosen price
Cross-platform Play	Play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Discord Integration	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting, informative Discord channel
Help Menu	Custom help menu available 24/7

Visit our Website

Join our Discord Channel

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

We warmly welcome new players of all backgrounds to our server. Feel free to join us at any time!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is not whitelisted. Anyone can join.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom dungeons, mob arenas, quests, and more.
Can I play with my friends on different platforms?	Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions.
How can I join the Discord channel?	Click on the Discord Channel link provided above.
Is there a player economy on the server?	Yes, players can sell items at their chosen price.