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Homages to Homages Minecraft SMP

ceasar, DRIVE, drive 2011, Hail, Homages, inglorious basterds, Le Samouraï (1967), lineage, Minecraft, O Brother, smp, super 8, The Nice Guys, Thief (1981), true romance, Where Art Thou?

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Items Found:	8512	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than The Nice Guys, more romance than True Romance, and more chaos than Hail, Ceasar! But don’t worry, we always find our way like in O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Our server is filled with drivers faster than in Drive, soldiers braver than in Inglorious Basterds, and mysteries deeper than in Super 8. And if you’re wondering about our lineage, just think of Drive (2011) as the rebellious child of Thief (1981) and Le Samouraï (1967)!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a few explosions. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

EmpressSakuya’s Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, command, Commandment, DECLARATION, DOMINANCE, empress, EmpressSakuyas, Hail, leadership, loyalty, me, Minecraft, Neo-Britannia, obedience, Order, power, Reign, Royalty, Ruler, Sakuya Sumeragi, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Supremacy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	203453	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the glorious empire of Neo-Britannia led by the one and only Empress Sakuya Sumeragi!

Join us and become a noble knight, a fearless warrior, or even a mischievous jester in our kingdom. But be warned, the Empress is known for her unpredictable mood swings and may challenge you to a duel at any moment.

Rumor has it that deep within the kingdom lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest of adventurers can defeat. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and earn the Empress’s favor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the land of Neo-Britannia! Just remember to bow down to Empress Sakuya Sumeragi or risk facing her wrath!

Fired Faggot Minecraft Server

career, controversy, discrimination, employment, equality, FAGGOT, FIRED, HR, Job, LGBTQ, Management, Minecraft, Professionalism, Server, Termination, Workplace

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7533	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot.

So why is this faggot not fired yet? Because he’s the mastermind behind all the chaos and hilarity on our server! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1912

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Company, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, Devyat North Section, don quixote, download links, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Noon of Violet, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Red Eyes & Penitence Ryōshū, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, Rodion, season 4, Sinner info, smp, Solemn Lament Gregor, Solemn Lament Yi Sang, Steam, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Walpurgis Night

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even Walpurgis Nights that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! This game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers and mind-bending mysteries around every corner. And don’t forget to download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam so you can join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with EGOs, Sinners, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

HypocriteCraft Minecraft Server

anger issues, biological kids, custody battle, Donor, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Fatherhood, friend drama, Hypocrite, HypocriteCraft, joint custody, legal action, Minecraft, objective opinions, parenting decisions, relationship complications, Server, suing, Tough Decisions, tough love, truth telling, unresolved feelings

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2548	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where Brad [28/m] is on a mission to sue for joint custody of his 1-year-old daughter from Lisa [mid-20s/f], who is now engaged to her ex-boyfriend, John. It’s a soap opera in the making, folks! Will Brad succeed in his quest for custody, or will Lisa and John raise the baby in peace, away from Brad’s clutches? Only time will tell on this server full of surprises.

But that’s not all – we’ve got friends turning against each other, accusations flying left and right, and a whole lot of drama llama action going on. Strap in for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the chaos and try to make sense of it all.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a juicy storyline unfold right before your eyes? It’s like watching a reality show, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who doesn’t love a good dose of drama to spice up their gaming experience?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship, love, and the power of a good old-fashioned Minecraft feud. See you there, drama llamas!

WeddingWoesNoDough

anger, burden, college fund, DEBT, family, finances, financial responsibility, Golden Child, guilt tripped, loans, middle class, overreacting, Promises, Resentment, scholarships, Selfishness, sibling, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingWoesNoDough

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can truly be appreciated? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise not to steal your college fund for a lavish wedding!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your parents using your hard-earned money for someone else’s special day. No more student loans, no more part-time jobs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be free from financial burdens, but you’ll also get to witness outrageous family drama unfold right before your eyes. Watch as parents beg for money, siblings fight over who should contribute, and relatives guilt-trip you into bailing them out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Who needs a college fund when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

Accept, against, apply, banner, Bro, Cheaters, description, image, IRL, Join, Lazy, Link, Minecraft, Server, SkibidiMine, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ores Mined:	3575	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4149	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!