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CraftyCanuckWarz

Alliance, Allies, Canada, Conflict, conventional war, CraftyCanuckWarz, Defense, defense capabilities, defense planning, defense strategy, global security, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military forces, military readiness, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, preparedness, SECURITY, strategy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? nato is all like, “yo canada and allies, we gotta get ready for a big ol’ conventional war.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but nato is serious, they want us to gear up and be ready for anything.

but like, forget about all that serious stuff for a sec, because we have the most epic minecraft server everrrr. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this server. we have giant flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underwater city filled with treasure.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we have teams of players fighting it out in epic pvp battles, building massive castles and forts, and even riding dragons into battle. it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but way more epic.

so, if you’re ready to join the most insane minecraft server ever and be part of the craziest adventures, then come join us. who needs nato when you have a minecraft server this awesome? let’s gear up and get ready for some epic battles!

Everest Bike Physics | Tailwind Fun Server

achievement, bicycle, bike, challenge, cycling, Cyclists, determination, Elevation, Endurance, everest, everesting, FATIGUE, Fun, long distance, Outdoor, perseverance, PHYSICS., Server, Sport, Stamina, strategy, Tailwind, Tailwinds, Training, Uphill

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2899	Animals Bred:	67
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

u ever tried everesting on a bike? well, on this server, u can do it without any tailwinds helping u out! that’s right, we make it extra challenging for u to reach the top of that virtual mountain. but don’t worry, we got some crazy physics goin on that will make u feel like ur really pedaling up that steep incline. join us for the ultimate cycling challenge and see if u have what it takes to conquer everesting on a bike!

Dave’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, crazy, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, heavy metal, inspiration, Journey, Masterpiece, megadeth, Minecraft, Music, musical genius., process, Progression, rock legend, Rust in Peace, Server, So Far So Good So What, success, transformation, Writing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world? Do you want to level up your creativity and build masterpieces like never before? Join our server and follow in the footsteps of Dave Mustaine himself! Just like how he went from “So Far, So Good, So What” to “Rust in Peace”, you too can level up your building skills and create epic structures that will leave your friends in awe. So come on, join us and let’s rock out in Minecraft like never before!

Crafty SMP: Latino Men Are The Biggest Race Mixers

Biggest, Crafty, cultural blending, cultural exchange, cultural fusion, Diversity, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, Latino, Latino men, Latinx community, Men, mixed race couples, mixers, Multiculturalism, Race, race mixers, racial diversity, racial dynamics, racial harmony, racial identity, racial inclusivity, racial integration, smp, social norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Villages Defended:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	4214
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the diversity is off the charts? Look no further than our server, where Latino men are known for their epic race mixing skills, followed closely by the black men who bring even more flavor to the mix. Join us for a wild ride of cultural exchange and epic builds as we break down barriers and create a truly unique gaming experience. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about love and unity along the way. So come on, join us and let’s mix it up in style!

WheelieCoolCraft

AITAH, ambulatory, college, decision, disability, Doctor, health, Helldivers 2, INDEPENDENCE, Medical, Mobility, opinion, Pain, parents, relationship, solution, Stubborn, Support, Walking, wheelchair, WheelieCoolCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of mobility! Are you tired of walking around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be struck down by mysterious pains that make you barely able to move? Well, fear not, because on our server, we fully support the use of wheelchairs for all your ambulatory needs!

Join us and experience the freedom of rolling around in style, just like our player (25M) who went to his doctor and got the green light to use a wheelchair in-game. His parents may not understand, but hey, who needs their approval when you’ve got a doctor’s recommendation, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server that not only allows but encourages the use of wheelchairs for all your Minecraft adventures, then look no further! Join us and roll your way to victory, because on our server, mobility is key and walking is so last season. See you in the comments, and remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your parents, but who cares)!

CraftyUSA2030

Challenges, CraftyUSA2030, culture, Democracy, Diversity, Economy, education, Environment, future of America, Globalization, Government, Healthcare, immigration, innovation, opportunities, Politics, predictions, society, speculation, Technology, united states

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7202
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of worrying about the future of America? Well, worry no more because on our Minecraft server, the future is looking bright and blocky! Join us and witness a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house.

Forget about politics and taxes, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic roller coaster in the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building the most outrageous creations you can imagine. Who needs the future of America when you can have the future of Minecraft right at your fingertips?

UkraineCraft: Pentagon’s $2.4B Boost

2.4B, Boost, defense assistance, defense package, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, Military Funding, military support, pentagon, Pentagons, security assistance, support package, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, US government, US military support, US-Ukraine relations, US$2.4 billion

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Pentagon is like “woah, that’s some serious support”? well, guess what, we got a US$2.4 billion support package for Ukraine, but don’t worry, we ain’t spending it on boring stuff like politics, we spending it on making our minecraft server the most epic one out there!

imagine building your own Pentagon in minecraft, but instead of boring meetings and paperwork, u got epic battles and treasure hunts! u can be the hero Ukraine needs, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect your homeland. and with that US$2.4 billion, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience unforgettable.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the Pentagon has got your back and the adventures never end. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Sweeping Up Fun SMP: Where the Janitor is the Boss! Join our semi-vanilla server now, whitelist only.

1.21, application, balance, balanced rules, Boss, Community, community-driven, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Fantasy Nations, Fun, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, janitor, Join, Moderators, new world, player made events, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Semivanilla, Server, smp, stoneworks, Sweeping, War, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	391	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Janitors Closet SMP

The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player made events, and more! It’s very similar to stonework’s but very different at the same time. We want to make a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server!

The server has been recently set to 1.21 in a new world, there’s still lots of chances for new players to stake their claim! We are looking for many new members to fill up the world with their ideas and builds! Just fill out a simple application after reading the rules so we know you are a good fit for the server!

Some things you can expect on the server (plugin wise) are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and much more quality of life plugins as well as plugins to enhance roleplay and stories made on the server!

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
What plugins does the server have?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins.
Can I create my own fantasy nation?	Yes, the server allows players to create their own fantasy nations and engage in diplomacy and war.
Are moderators active on the server?	Yes, there are balanced rules and moderators to ensure a positive community experience.

The Mine Shift Minecraft Server

ARBEITEN, Brudis, deutsch, Durchhaltevermögen, Erfolg, Ermutigung, Freitagmorgen, frühschicht, glaube, Minecraft, motivation, positive Gedanken, Produktivität, Selbstbewusstsein, selbstliebe, selbstvertrauen, Selbstwert, Server, Shift, teamwork, Unterstützung, ZUHAUSE, Zusammenhalt

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Bist du auch Freitagmorgen und sitzt zuhause fest? Keine Sorge, auf unserem verrückten Minecraft Server wirst du daran erinnert, wie toll du bist! Hier kannst du mit deinen Brudis zusammen spielen und gemeinsam die Welt erobern. Und das Beste: Wenn du jetzt beitrittst, bekommst du automatisch zwei Brudis dazu! Ja, du hast richtig gehört, zwei für den Preis von einem! Also komm schon, lass uns zusammen die verrücktesten Abenteuer erleben und zeigen, dass wir uns alle gegenseitig unterstützen können. Glaub an dich und an die Power der Brudis!

Minecraft SMP: Large Indies Global

Birthday Calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, Global, indie vtubers, indies, koikatsu cards, Large, large indies, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, OC material, smp, twitch partner, viewership, VOD archival, vtuber clips, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber IPs, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	189	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more – because who needs mainstream when you can have the VIP treatment?

But wait, there’s more! Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers, you’re welcome to join the madness.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for all your spinning needs. Plus, don’t forget about our Chuuba Birthday Calendar – because what’s a Minecraft SMP without celebrating virtual birthdays?

So come on down and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. See you on the server, and remember – it’s not just Minecraft, it’s an adventure!